what if hitler married eva braun in april 1945 but discovered 2 ½ hours later that her history was forged and she was actually a polish bisexual trans woman with several friends who were jehovah's witnesses, a vibrant sexual past with Jesse Owens during his time in berlin, a prior hookup with Röhm and Heinrich Himmler in a threesome (characterized by drunkeness and obnoxiously loud jazz music, with a photo album made during her photography career), who covertly practiced orthodox judaism (while helping gypsy children with cerebral palsy/down syndrome learn Esperanto) and had a smoking habit combined with secret premium beef rations (albeit lab-grown meat, involving no blood nor soil, using diverted funds from both the XXI U-boat program & stalled V-3 project, burning the invoice documents detailing 14.88% royalties paid to Eduard Bloch's daughter for 1,000 years), was passionate about the history of the vatican (with several trips there), had epilepsy and a minor headache  as a consequence of the venusian goddess-tier BJ performed on Blazkowicz, and also was a key asset of soviet intelligence (while serving as a mistress to Stalin) during their first sexual encounter, leaked the entire Enigma cipher code to Alan Turing (who she then preceeded to catfish into perceiving her as a cis man during their frequent primitive e-sex telegrams), and was told Theodor Morell had diagnosed him with kallmann syndrome, thus inclining the brilliant doctor to set-up a sterilization appointment for Monday (with a prescription of Ford-inspired mass production estrogen, with preliminary work conducted into making Blondi the ultimate Deutsche Hund (by crossbreeding her with a mongrelized American dachshund-esque breed expedited to Berlin via the autobahn) before Fegelein (guarded by SS troops armed with M3 submachine guns converted to 9mm luger in a unionized factory) walked in asking if Steiner had delivered the leftover challah from yesterday's Shabbat to the Hitler Youth's Grand Bar Mitzvah & Hindu-Aryan master race cultural exchange festival (theoretically by generally-related Jewish physicists)?