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Jul 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Should also mention that my boss is letting me lie about how much I'm working. Doing ~4 hours tomorrow and putting it down as 8 just like last weekend [calm]
Corrupt mexicans?
Heh, shocker[smug]
 
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Sloppyjakky
Jul 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
soyvil war 5 is a pedophile civil war
 
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1969 or Something
Jul 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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FartmingerFuckwadCheesest
Jul 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Jul 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i thibk i may have hyperthyroidism and looots of doctos visits/jewish meds didnt detect it

my father is gonna get me tested soon
its not normal to sweat out 8oz even in briefs. adhd zog meds are dead within 2 hours, including prodrugs (vyvanse). and i never starved myself on purpose. its not normal to wake up 5 times a night and have a heartrate of 80

[neutralplier]
 
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Sloppyjakky
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I was looking for images to use for a 'toss in file explorer and I found a video from 2024 of somebody sticking their dih in an orange
 
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1969 or Something
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I was looking for images to use for a 'toss in file explorer and I found a video from 2024 of somebody sticking their dih in an orange
Informative
 
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Sloppyjakky
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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moidsy
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I was looking for images to use for a 'toss in file explorer and I found a video from 2024 of somebody sticking their dih in an orange
a guy showed me a picture of a black muscular man pleasuring himself with an orange in computer class once
 
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1969 or Something
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
a guy showed me a picture of a black muscular man pleasuring himself with an orange in computer class once
This black kid back in middle school once just randomly told me to "beat yo meat wit yogurt"
He went on to become a school hero in highschool because he held the bathroom door closed during an unannounced active shooter drill when the cops tried to open it. I'd never been more pissed in my life, fuck him.
 
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Sloppyjakky
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
a guy showed me a picture of a black muscular man pleasuring himself with an orange in computer class once
#RAPEFROOT
 
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1969 or Something
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
This black kid back in middle school once just randomly told me to "beat yo meat wit yogurt"
He went on to become a school hero in highschool because he held the bathroom door closed during an unannounced active shooter drill when the cops tried to open it. I'd never been more pissed in my life, fuck him.
Also, it's fucking crazy that they have unannounced "there's a nigga trying to kill you" drills. He started being really kind to me after that drill, I'm assuming because he thought he was genuinely about to be gunned down and realized he didn't want the quiet sperg kid to hate him just in case
 
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Jul 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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moidsy
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This black kid back in middle school once just randomly told me to "beat yo meat wit yogurt"
He went on to become a school hero in highschool because he held the bathroom door closed during an unannounced active shooter drill when the cops tried to open it. I'd never been more pissed in my life, fuck him.
yogurt huh. that's revolutionary i've never even considered that
 
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MindGoblin
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
a guy showed me a picture of a black muscular man pleasuring himself with an orange in computer class once
a classmate showed me a video of someone actually raping a chicken
 
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Sloppyjakky
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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MindGoblin
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:34 PM
yogurt huh. that's revolutionary i've never even considered that
It doesn't work, the consistency makes it a bad lubricant. or so I've heard
 
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condolana
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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moidsy
Jul 31, 2026 at 10:36 PM
a classmate showed me a video of someone actually raping a chicken
obligatory poland joke
reminds me of when one of my classmates showed me literal zoo porn [sorrow]
 
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