Garry Unilever Nealson
I kinda just realized wanting to have been an oldfag is literally just the terminally online equivalent of "I was born in the wrong generation"
Apolloyon
>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE
>*pauses delta rune and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
Dagonet
Tf?
Garry Unilever Nealson
why do you have 15 tabs open nigga
Dagonet
Lazy to delete and trying to not be an ESL on this site
YellowLee
Mongoloigul
I have tried to read MLP fanfics several times in the past and every time, i am unable to even take it seriously.
1969 or Something
Why?
1969 or Something
Now I've got a story of two beautiful beings
That had sparkle and magic in all of their meetings
One was a boy, naive, scared, a coward
And the other, . a lady, lay dormant in flowers
They flew up together with wings on their backs
Hers, grown herself
And his, made of wax
They knew that it couldn't last but still had to try
And in a daze of confusion while flying too high
The wings he had borrowed detached from his body
Thus, he lost the only things that had kept him from falling
She was an angel that had simply taught him
That you either fall forever or you hit the bottom
The boy plunged from paradise with tears in his eyes
Soaring right past all of the stars in the sky
Puncturing holes through constellations
Soon he would know new divination
A passing thought as he passed by:
"Oh...
...what a hell of a way to die!"
That had sparkle and magic in all of their meetings
One was a boy, naive, scared, a coward
And the other, . a lady, lay dormant in flowers
They flew up together with wings on their backs
Hers, grown herself
And his, made of wax
They knew that it couldn't last but still had to try
And in a daze of confusion while flying too high
The wings he had borrowed detached from his body
Thus, he lost the only things that had kept him from falling
She was an angel that had simply taught him
That you either fall forever or you hit the bottom
The boy plunged from paradise with tears in his eyes
Soaring right past all of the stars in the sky
Puncturing holes through constellations
Soon he would know new divination
A passing thought as he passed by:
"Oh...
...what a hell of a way to die!"
YellowLee
Toby Fox also plagiarized the song "Lost In Life" from Sirenia's "The 13th Floor" and used it to make "Fallen Down." Mention: Copied a lyric from the song to make the title >And I keep falling further down
Hear the intro from Sirenia's and hear Toby's.
Hear the intro from Sirenia's and hear Toby's.
Toby fox is a stupid jew
1969 or Something
How do people pee when they're in a straight jacket? No way some nurse comes in and releases the schizo every few hours when a nigga has to pee, right?
I'd like to say that im very sorry for my distasteful, crude attempt at a joke here. This is disgusting behavoir and i am so, so sorry for this. Moving forward i will never offend the jewsih religion like this or any other marginalised group.
1969 or Something
MindGoblin
Why does Jesus get an Indian accent for a bit.
Okah now i take it alllll backHe's a jeet
MindGoblin
Mongoloigul
Because it's fucking My Little Pony? A literal show intended for little girls but ended up attracting a community of grown men?