Itt: Post your random thoughts

1969 or Something · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM

1969 or Something said:
I'm never going to have children so I'll just tell my nephews about the shroom/schlog war and get exiled from the family

Calling my brother and having him put the kids on the phone as we speak so I can inform them that their uncle is a moderator on a niche soy boy wojak forum

FloydTech · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM

>'p in my thread 'p in my thread 'p in my thread there is 'p in my thread

Somephono · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM

FloydTech said:
>'p in my thread 'p in my thread 'p in my thread there is 'p in my thread

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Sloppyjakky · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM

Sloppyjakky said:
nu leaks
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568746719t.jpg - FIRST PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568780456z.jpg - SECOND PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568806709v.jpg - THIRD PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568833920u.jpg - FOURTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568868055v.jpg - FIFTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568881924a.jpg - SIXTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568910369s.jpg - SEVENTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568922367k.jpg - EIGHT PAGE

wait this should have it's own thread

FloydTech · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM

Sloppyjakky said:
nu leaks
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568746719t.jpg - FIRST PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568780456z.jpg - SECOND PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568806709v.jpg - THIRD PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568833920u.jpg - FOURTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568868055v.jpg - FIFTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568881924a.jpg - SIXTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568910369s.jpg - SEVENTH PAGE
https://soyjak.st/soy/src/1786568922367k.jpg - EIGHT PAGE

how many times this nigga gon say "not even a shitpost"

Yurijak · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM

1969 or Something said:
In 20 years I'll be laughing at the shroom archive with everyone in the nursing home and the dementia will make me think I'm back here

In 100 years i'll be wheeled around as a cyberborg mutant aryan space empire emperor who can't talk or walk and i'll start laughing at how that i'm now a nieche disavled kevin spencer reference.

cargo · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM

The left has gone completely radio silent since this was posted.

cirno.enthusiast · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM

The year is 2079, Goot will be in his deathbed and using his last breath, he will log in at soyjak.imperium, the successor to the successor to the successor to the successor of the shroom and he will write a message saying:
>Haha, I admit, I was FlvffFeeler88 all along! I really tricked those shroomcucks, hehe.
He will click post, close his eyes and die peacefully.

Somephono · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM

Sloppyjakky said:
wait this should have it's own thread

I like to move it, move it

Yurijak · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM

FloydTech said:
how many times this nigga gon say "not even a shitpost"

The guy who kept saying "not even a shitpost"

cargo · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM

cirno.enthusiast said:
The year is 2079, Goot will be in his deathbed and using his last breath, he will log in at soyjak.imperium, the successor to the successor to the successor to the successor of the shroom and he will write a message saying:
>Haha, I admit, I was FlvffFeeler88 all along! I really tricked those shroomcucks, hehe.
He will click post, close his eyes and die peacefully.

Yurijak · Aug 12, 2026

cirno.enthusiast said:
The year is 2079, Goot will be in his deathbed and using his last breath, he will log in at soyjak.imperium, the successor to the successor to the successor to the successor of the shroom and he will write a message saying:
>Haha, I admit, I was FlvffFeeler88 all along! I really tricked those shroomcucks, hehe.
He will click post, close his eyes and die peacefully.

And i as his cell mate in the extremist bigot mega cia blacksite, will utter my first words in 12 years–
>WHAT??!?!?! HOW THERES NO WAY THAT JUST CANT BE NOOO IM SO SUPRISED, NOTHING COULD'VE LED ME TO BELIVE THAT NOO–" before the heart attack takes me and i'm buried in the gentile mass grave along with him.

1969 or Something · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM

The thing about the AI fortnite pomni feet goon video is... well... never mind... y'all aint ready to hear that.

FloydTech · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM

someone paid money for this

Somephono · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM

cirno.enthusiast said:
The year is 2079, Goot will be in his deathbed and using his last breath, he will log in at soyjak.imperium, the successor to the successor to the successor to the successor of the shroom and he will write a message saying:
>Haha, I admit, I was FlvffFeeler88 all along! I really tricked those shroomcucks, hehe.
He will click post, close his eyes and die peacefully.

Do you think at this point jolteon will be real

cirno.enthusiast · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM

Somephono said:
Do you think at this point jolteon will be real

Elon Musk will create irl Jolteons. Trust.

1969 or Something · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM

FloydTech said:
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someone paid money for this

If you're an artist you genuinely need to advertise to these people. They pay so much money for literal garbage that takes 20 minutes at most to make.
I knew someone who would genuinely just recolor bases she found online and regularly got $1k a month.
Downside is having to be in that type of community. It's like selling your soul.

cargo · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM

>Logging onto archive.archive.soyjak.forum in 2034 and reading the initial FlvffFeeler88 thread one final time before ZOG enacts Chat Control 3.0 and shuts the site down for antisemitic content.

1969 or Something · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM

cargo said:
>Logging onto archive.archive.soyjak.forum in 2034 and reading the initial FlvffFeeler88 thread one final time before ZOG enacts Chat Control 3.0 and shuts the site down for antisemitic content.
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For me, it's the "Ban Koot" thread.

Orin · Aug 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM

Will black people eventually go extinct as a species