
CX2
Aug 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
fakecels just do anything to get truecel status nowi am not joking this is the most profound fucking epiphany i've ever had in 20 (nearly 21) years alive, no really i'm 100% serious
Want to be a celibate almost 100% reliably forever? Doesn't matter if you're a die-hard Christian or some tranny gas station pozzed nigger.
Tattoo your SSN on your penis. Do it. Nobody will ever see it in public, and you will never impulsively have sex. It is permanent. Also, SSNs almost never get changed.
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