Itt: Post your random thoughts

1969 or Something · Feb 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

I wouldn't have touched it honestly.

Goot · Feb 3, 2026

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

Find a dead body and plant it on the corpse

Bad day for a typo

cortex257 · Feb 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

someone pull up the incels.is thread of the chud destroying his mums dildo

cargo · Feb 3, 2026

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

Did you by any chance pluck it from its resting place using gloves?

Herpes Trout · Feb 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM

I have a lot of trouble sleeping without hugging someone or something. For most of the time I can’t fall asleep without hugging one of my plushies, I don’t know why but I feel empty without touching something while falling asleep.

Juaco_2 · Feb 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM

cargo said:
Did you by any chance pluck it from its resting place using gloves?

i washed both it and my hands.

Alien Ambassador said:
I have a lot of trouble sleeping without hugging someone or something. For most of the time I can’t fall asleep without hugging one of my plushies, I don’t know why but I feel empty without touching something while falling asleep.

i hear its normal for people to do that. i saw a heckin science article saying one in four adults still sleep with a stuffed animal, you need your comfiness fren

grimmki · Feb 3, 2026

i fucking HATE niggas who block paths like they hang around in their dumb group and speak and shit and make the path narrower and harder to walk through i just want to get to class

Foggurt · Feb 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM

I NEED BIBISEA!!!

RandalSoy · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

Nuswas collect peoples aid ridden dildos....

cargo · Feb 3, 2026

Alien Ambassador said:
I have a lot of trouble sleeping without hugging someone or something. For most of the time I can’t fall asleep without hugging one of my plushies, I don’t know why but I feel empty without touching something while falling asleep.

Juaco_2 said:
i hear its normal for people to do that. i saw a heckin science article saying one in four adults still sleep with a stuffed animal, you need your comfiness fren

Faggot shit. Real niggas[1] sleep with dakimakuras.
[1] Greasy neckbeards. (Click to see more.)

grimmki · Feb 3, 2026

Everything feels boring on the internet nowadays jewtube is kind of boring i went on insta reels a few months ago it was fun but now i just get cats and retarded troon leftist shit and sometimes edgy shit but its mostly normie shit like Epstein or whaetevr

Apeson · Feb 3, 2026

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

I honest to God hope you didn't use your naked hands to pick it up. That's literally like picking up a turd if it belongs to a faggot.

Alien Ambassador said:
I have a lot of trouble sleeping without hugging someone or something. For most of the time I can’t fall asleep without hugging one of my plushies, I don’t know why but I feel empty without touching something while falling asleep.

i sleep with a sword sometimes unless it's too cold.

grimmki · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

put itching powder on it and put it back

cargo · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM

grimmki said:
Everything feels boring on the internet nowadays jewtube is kind of boring i went on insta reels a few months ago it was fun but now i just get cats and retarded troon leftist shit and sometimes edgy shit but its mostly normie shit like Epstein or whaetevr

Just stop using mainstream cattleshit nigga.

grimmki · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM

cargo said:
Just stop using mainstream cattleshit nigga.

what do you suggest then blud at this point i just started watching shows and shit

cortex257 · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM

grimmki said:
Everything feels boring on the internet nowadays jewtube is kind of boring i went on insta reels a few months ago it was fun but now i just get cats and retarded troon leftist shit and sometimes edgy shit but its mostly normie shit like Epstein or whaetevr

my jewtube is fine you just gotta find good channels with low sub counts

cargo · Feb 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM

grimmki said:
what do you suggest then blud at this point i just started watching shows and shit

Stim to neocities gemmies and 5 PPH imageboards.

nvtral · Feb 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM

im thinking of pretending to be a 14 year old girl to catch predators in my country, then record the confrontation and beat them up with some friends of mine. in minecraft of course

BRING BACK GËG · Feb 4, 2026

I think they should BRING BACK GËG

and then they should not remove it

1969 or Something · Feb 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM

Nose plugs are like condoms but for people who like bbws instead of sluts