On ACK!:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/162180879/
It was the end of July, 2021 I believe, and I must have originally saw the hanging troonjak within the first day, or at least week that it was created and posted on Kway. I was a bit late on the draw, but after another week or two, I diverted my attention to goings on in Kway to spam the ones I saw and saved on Teevee. I was doing this with such fervor up to and a little after Kway itself got deleted. I don’t really remember much of it though, it was like I was in a trance-like haze, I got so into it. I was unbannable at that time of course; I could create new threads in under a minute, each from a different IP. At some point I created ACKposting, which I do remember was originally URK!, since that caused someone to post Steve Urkel from Family Matters. ACKquoting was equally as humurous, since one of the first times I attempted it, someone pointed out that “it makes no sense for someone to commit suicide mid-sentence”. After realizing the comedic absurdity of this observation, I kept doing it, and it became a part of soyquoting.
I will admit however that there was likely a subconcious influence in using ACK; Leebaiters and weabs on Kway would occasionally refer to a user named ACK. ACK/Sean was a boogeyman poster, similar to Barry or ACfag, that was “attacking” a tripfag that went by Akemi. ACK apparently posted on You, the yuri board, Ayy, and was a frequent poster in the Genshin Impact generals on Veegee. I’m rather dubious to this overall narrative though since I only found this out by digging through the archives, and the claims of Sean somehow rivaling Lee in power is too far fetched to take seriously, leading me to consider him a semi-fictious boogeyman.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/102530668/#102567087
Either way, after all that shitposting, and the reality of Kway being deleted, I stopped really caring about Teevee because discussion was rapidly declining in quality due to the /leftypol/ raids, no one was making new memes, and paid shills were most of the board at that point. All of those points could be said about all of 4chan after the deletion of Kway.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5047714/
There is so much regarding the history of Kway that I could likely write double, maybe even triple of what has already been written, filling in all sorts of small yet delightful details. However, this project is somewhat time sensitive, and I am already rather behind. I feel satisfied with this much of the compiled history, so I will leave it at that. With that said, I will now move on to describe how Kway became locked, and the events that precipitated it.
The Deletion of Kway
In late 2021, Kway was rapidly accelerating in usage, and users of Kway were rapidly gaining more and more power as they refined the techniques of Soyjak spam. Culturally, it was already at least a decade ahead of anywhere else on the Internet. A master makes work look like play, and rides auspicious mist; ascending, he vanishes beyond sight. Such prosperity and success in such a short span of time did cause a lot of anxiousness in the user base, theorizing of a possible counterattack from the moderation staff, to reassert their wicked grasp over 4chan, and further the plans of their maleficent masters. This would eventually culminate into an event that was prophesied a year earlier.
Operation Clean Stable:
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5071528/#5073153 (prophetic)
It was the tail end of 2020, the satan worshipping pedophile elite have fully lost their stranglehold over Kway, and as a consequence, Soyjak spamming teenagers had the freedom to challenge their evil dominion over humanity. This realization on their end began the birth of a malevolent plan sporadically proclaimed by schizophrenics in deleted or buried threads. The ball was in their court, they were planning a retaliation to stabalize what was once an overlooked and forgotten board on a tranime website. This was the prophecy of the end of Kway, known as Operation Clean Stable.
It began as a lone schizophrenic claiming that Lee, or the person impersonating Lee, was in a secret agreement with the moderation staff with the intent of foiling the soyjak spammers, and restore their corrupted dominion over Kway. This was originally derided as nonsensical schizobabble, mostly due to the prevailing, yet highly controversial theory at that time, that the real Lee no longer posted, and whoever was mimicking his posts was also the one posting the Leebait. Over the year, right up until the deletion of kway, individuals made inquiries into this concept of Operation Clean Stable, and what was uncovered far exceeded what was originally claimed. This revelatory aspect of Operation Clean Stable will be detailed in my Aftermath section, due to its extreme nature.
There was an adept pedoweab schizomancer that haunted Kway since 2017, who conjured up a powerful curse over Kway. He was sent to take over Kway by the command of his evil masters, who are known to shapeshift, fabricate elections, hoard gold, control Hollywood, control the banks, and poison the tap water. Though weabs would never conquer Kway, they would inflict the most depraved afflictions over the denizens of that board; through the production and proliferation of spinoff sites, producing the most vantablack brimestome conceivable, subverting all that is good and just through constant falseflagging, and by enacting Operation Clean Stable, they could hold Kway hostage, and the Illuminated Masters would have one less group resisting their oppressive rule over mankind.
The ending of kway came on November 3rd, 2021, when a small band of posters spontaneously decided to raid Lgbt. Lgbt was the antithesis of everything good and just, and was arguably the most soy board on 4trans, since soy and HRT is connected to making people pledge allegiance to Israel, eat bugs, get vaccines, and believe in Science™. Moot, the Jewish cuck-a-duck, made it because of Dark State influence. As a result, Lgbt was the most heavily protected board on all of 4cuck, even more than Jaypee, the We*b Mafia motherboard itself. Lgbt was antipode to everything Kway was, and the zenith for everything 4trans was warping itself into.
It happened after I went to bed, but evidence shows the entire catalog was flooded with troonjaks, and apparently remained that way for several hours, an incredibly impressive feat for a board with a userbase as large and protected as Lgbt. This raid has caused one confirmed death by suicide to a janitor. This act of raw passion, of great spectacle, of pure defiance, caused a seethe of such exceeding malice from the moderation team, that later that morning, all threads besides the sticky and the approved gossip thread were deleted, and the board of Kway was placed under permanent lock. No news of this decision was publicized and no declaration of grievances were given. Like that, the voices of the free were silenced, and the dark shadow of tyranny reigned unopposed over 4chan. The prophecy of Operation Clean Stables was fully realized.
With it done, all the complementing and conflicting elements of Kway were forever banished: pepe spammers, soijak "schizos", anti-/pol/ astroturfers, vtuber scum, Aspie necrobumpers, barneyfag obsessed proxyteens, Gabu/Satania retards, sneed ESLs, FOTM copypasta reply spammers, yellow fever Yeji faggots, Chino pedos, /lgbt/ reposters, the boymoder tranny, off topic anime posters, both onions party and pissu spinoff peasants, #qa IRC mutants, unfunny /s4s/ tourists, desu spamming /bant/ tourists, e-celeb posting /v/ tourists, annoying forced meme /tv/ tourists, newfags constantly begging for new boards, spinoff retards trying to force swedish win, daily ritual thread posters, tourists from moved threads, bunkerchan baiters, gay ERPers, Tomoko avatarfag, banned whiners, mod bootlickers, KYMjak spammers, onions duelists, Operation Clean Stable schizos, tourists complaining about something on another board, "bee bee sea" filter evaders, posters purposely trying to get banned, though posters, /nah/ blogposters, test posters, newfags pretending to be oldfags, and metafags. With kway locked, this history comes to a finale, but the remants of Kway all persist, although fractured, to this very day. The events that transpired on that shitty board everyone forgot about having profound consequences, and the site of 4chan is now wholly captive to the whims of an insidious, smothering force. A simple look at its decrepit, withered form today proves this statement true.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3792910/
There was a myriad of memes and events; uncountable threads across all the boards of 4chan involving the exploits of Kway posters. While I personally consider this entire account so far rather shallow, and in no way was Kway done proper justice in this telling. In all honesty I believe I haven’t even covered a quarter of everything related to Kway in typing out this history. I hope at the very least this has preserved some moral lesson for you, the reader, to gleam from it, or maybe not, I don’t know. If you think everything so far was crazy, then you’re in for a treat if you continue reading.
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