
Garry Unilever Nealson
May 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
now the real star of the show
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IPHONE CINCO!now the real star of the show

bullshit, that's the same phone as before!IPHONE CINCO!

not true, it's got a new power cordbullshit, that's the same phone as before!

we switched up the dock arbitrarlynot true, it's got a new power cord


so I hope you like buying new accessorieswe switched up the dock arbitrarly

see the new design? yeah it's out of controlso I hope you like buying new accessories

we went nuts and switched it from black to charcoalsee the new design? yeah it's out of control

plus the screens 2 millimeters tallerwe went nuts and switched it from black to charcoal

that's gotta be atleast 400 dollarsplus the screens 2 millimeters taller

but you did all the cool things with the IPhone 4!that's gotta be atleast 400 dollars

but you're still gonna buy it for the AppStore!but you did all the cool things with the IPhone 4!

whatchu gonna do, buy the galaxy?but you're still gonna buy it for the AppStore!

you're gonna line up for IPhone 83!whatchu gonna do, buy the galaxy?

I got this yall crave (yall crave)you're gonna line up for IPhone 83!

I teabag bill gates from beyond the graveI got this yall crave (yall crave)

Hallelujah, Steve, you've shown me the lightI teabag bill gates from beyond the grave

It's your apple and I'm just taking a biteHallelujah, Steve, you've shown me the light

It's cool, cook, I got a turtleneck for youIt's your apple and I'm just taking a bite