dap
i want to rape people badly
I pronounce "elite" as "e-light" even when it's incorrect because it sounds cooler
Jeffrey Epstein rhymes with hefty & obscene. How could we have not known?
1969 or Something
"You can just do things" faggots when I kill their family:
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Juaco_2
Women love to talk shit about people when theyre in an earshot or like 5 feet away, they're either retarded and think it works like that because they watched too many Disney XD shows or they're trying to piss off something they pretend they like so they can gossip about more drama to their equally toxic friendgroup.
mfw your butthole starts getting itchy because you've wiped it 20 times and there's still poop on
Zonky
My hand smells like tater tots
1969 or Something
Why does aldi always have beers you've never heard of in your life, but God forbid you want Modelo.
Herpes Trout
That reminds me I went to Wal-Mart a year and a half ago and saw a Family Guy merch baseball cap that had the Pawtucket Brewery Patriot Ale logo thingy on it.
I thought it was super cool for some reason but never bought it
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1969 or Something
How niggas genuinely felt saying "smh my head" in 2015: [pirate writing with a quill image]
Zonky
real mfs when you beat the shit out of them with a turkey baster
1969 or Something
Making a documentary about how weed causes dopamine deficiency just so I can title it "Reefer Sadness"
Making a mockumentary about the weed documentary discussed above where I just read off the script in a mocking, mumbling stoner voice while loudly snorting and coughing.
#They are making my right shoulder really sore right now.
I'm just a random quirk chungus in a conservative bigoted world...
grimmki
foids irl are draining my energy all the time foids need to leave mi alone
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Pro-Tip: If you're downloading YouTube videos and experiencing rate-limiting and bot check errors, switch to a UK VPN. Ever since it became a little privacy-invading shithole literally every UK VPN has had next to no traffic.
soyjaktwentyneutralface
Flesh is so imperfect.
r/showerthoughts
Herpes Trout
You could’ve said some cool shit like:
“humans really aren’t all that perfect— like I feel we could be more bio-engineered to be more efficient at being animals if we had octopus eyes or somethin’ since octopuses have good vision.”
But then you just went with that Reddit ass commentary “Ooooh flesh is so imperfect I’m a stupid little smug pseudointellectual”
Fuck you nigger, your bit isn’t even funny— you’re not even fucking funny. You just make the same damn threads over ‘n over again with no real use for the site. You should be disappointed in yourself in the fact that one of the only times you actually tried to speak your mind— it was this Redditor ass opinion.
Kill yourself.
soyjaktwentyneutralface
chudcelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Also you type like chatBBC because em dashse theyre ai owned now fuck you
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