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signed up for nophonobooru & its all autistic spergs & im probably getting my ip leaked once someone finds a vulnerability in the 'booru's source code

CX2 said:

signed up for nophonobooru & its all autistic spergs & im probably getting my ip leaked once someone finds a vulnerability in the 'booru's source code

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CX2 said:

signed up for nophonobooru & its all autistic spergs

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They look like great philosophers compared to the broomfails however.

Put Reddit mods' heads on pikes and roast em.

Huge Giuspepe said:

Put Reddit mods' heads on pikes and roast em.

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give reddit mods admin here & we'll see a spike in improvements

Rotoscoping's giga behavior

moot & snacks are my very best friends captcha failed & it never ends!

CX2 said:

give reddit mods admin here & we'll see a spike in improvements

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Nah. The mods here are light years better than any stinking redditards.

cirno.enthusiast said:

Is it normal for a foid you're texting to send heart stickers or does she want me?

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Act lowkey and don't rush. Sometimes it means she sees you as her guy friend and sometimes it means she's interested.

Huge Giuspepe said:

Nah. The mods here are light years better than any stinking redditards.

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white people be like

1969 or Something said:

Signing up for a stand-up set at a local comedy club and just reading from a "100 best bathroom jokes" book

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>You know how doods piss standing up and shieet?
>Well, I'd be pretty pissed off if I couldn't do that. Like, if my dick got chopped off and I had to piss on the ground or something.
>I'd be like "Ah, nuts, there goes my wood into the woodchipper" ya know? "Now I'm gonna have to piss through my balls like a real dood"

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest said:

>You know how doods piss standing up and shieet?
>Well, I'd be pretty pissed off if I couldn't do that. Like, if my dick got chopped off and I had to piss on the ground or something.
>I'd be like "Ah, nuts, there goes my wood into the woodchipper" ya know? "Now I'm gonna have to piss through my balls like a real dood"

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semi related but women need to stfu about how nice it is for men to be able to piss while standing because they can literally do the same thing if they just tried hard enough

Apeson said:

Act lowkey and don't rush. Sometimes it means she sees you as her guy friend and sometimes it means she's interested.

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I know, we don't talk much and I've only been talking to her for around 3 weeks. You have to be a retard if you go asking for bobs and vagene by now.

cirno.enthusiast said:

You have to be a retard if you go asking for bobs and vagene by now.

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actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

Apeson said:

actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

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Is this method still unpatched? Solid strat if so.

Apeson said:

actually do this with that exact wording and also say you're indian.

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works surprisingly well with trans folx

i just want to die my head hurts and i havent drank any water

i just want to fucking kill everyone fuck im so sleepy nusoi

grimmki said:

i just want to die my head hurts and i havent drank any water

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fakecel problems i can relate to...