finocide
i was staring at this lady today (like a didly blvd) and realized she had a dick( or a huge prolapsed pussy.)
Americans tongue my angus beef
Martians tongue uranus
Martians tongue uranus
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Zonky
I love the smell of burning rubber and gasoline
1969 or Something
How niggas in 2019 felt after typing "Epstein didn't kill himself" just to immediately memory hole it and fall for the covid psyop a month later
1969 or Something
The most brutal blackpill is realizing the blackpill is bullshit and you could have been improving your life the whole time instead of coping that "it's over"
CX2
most brootal pinkpill is realizing the pinkpill is fact and you could have been a real woman if you acked and asked vishnu to reincarnate you as an indian foid instead of being a fucking bigot
![[neutralplier]](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7 "Neutralplier [neutralplier]")
1969 or Something
Brootal...most brootal pinkpill is realizing the pinkpill is fact and you could have been a real woman if you acked and asked vishnu to reincarnate you as an indian foid instead of being a fucking bigot
Zonky
People who complain about being lonely on Valentine’s Day are annoying as fuck, you aren’t special by being lonely on it. Just move on and hang out with friends or go to a club or some shit
Why was John Major named John Major, but his brother and father go by Major-Ball? Why does his mother go by Major and not Major-Ball? Why was John Major born as "John Roy Major" and not "John Roy Major-Ball"? Where does the Ball come from? Why did John Major's son date a whore back in 1999? Why is John Major such a cunt for indirectly bringing about Blairism?
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MindGoblin
If you have friends, you are by definition, not lonely.
1969 or Something
People who enjoy being taken on Valentine’s Day are annoying as fuck, you aren’t special because you're loved.
CX2
am i special for going to my autism meetup group for valentines day?1969 or Something
Extra special.
thats aryan clittycelWomen love to talk shit about people when theyre in an earshot or like 5 feet away, they're either retarded and think it works like that because they watched too many Disney XD shows or they're trying to piss off something they pretend they like so they can gossip about more drama to their equally toxic friendgroup.
Garry Unilever Nealson
what if there was a soyjak.party splinter called the "jakkey" and people said it was the equivalent of the sharty, jarty and shemmy combined together
1969 or Something
Shieeeeeeeeet I haven't heard The Black Keys in years. I forgot all about them
Horrendous amalgamation that would be shot down on sight
CX2
thank you i think i will call you miss circle now or however the larp goes!1969 or Something
Hey why do you whores just sometimes laugh at random guys for no reason when I'm literally just trying to exist?