Itt: Post your random thoughts

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM

Black Watch said:
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I don't want to get hugged by faggy waggy

1969 or Something · Sep 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM

Me if I was slightly whiter

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM

Apollo said:
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
‎>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
‎>...
‎>what
‎>What?
‎>WHAT. THE. FUCK.
‎>THIS IS A BL*CK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A BL*CK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MICHAEL!!!
‎>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
‎>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BL*CK BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A BL*CK GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO MICHAEL ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BL*CK BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUCKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
‎>GIVE ME THAT BL*CK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT BL*CK FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF ADOLF HITLER I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

I saw this post and immediately thought this was written by Idkchud until I realised
>There isn't any mention of Tyrone
>There isn't any mention of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>The protagonist isn't a soyboy
>The protagonist was unknowingly cucked (rather than in on it and completely for it)
>More anti-nigger than usual

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM

B

supersage said:
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Cool mod Evendoe reddit pilled

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM

Nigger hate is kinda defunct in england now that we have seanigger pedos moving in for some fucking reason, why dont they just take a boat to Australia and not take the hassle of going to the other side of the damn planet

1969 or Something · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM

swaggrz said:
Nigger hate is kinda defunct in england now that we have seanigger pedos moving in for some fucking reason, why dont they just take a boat to Australia and not take the hassle of going to the other side of the damn planet

Aren't you a muslim nigga? Go home.

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026

1969 or Something said:
Aren't you a muslim nigga? Go home.

go home, to england?

Black Watch · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM

Garry Unilever Nealson said:
this looks tuff as hell
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I was about to scream "TABS" dude

Garry Unilever Nealson · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM

Black Watch said:
I was about to scream "TABS" dude

TABS is kino

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM

What if you vomited into a plastic bag, then released the vomit from out of the bag and into the skillet, cooked the vomit, and then added batter to it to make it all crispy? If you bit into it, would it be a little creamy? Would it be crunchy? Would the chunky bits act as croutons? Would it be a mix of all three?

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest said:
What if you vomited into a plastic bag, then released the vomit from out of the bag and into the skillet, cooked the vomit, and then added batter to it to make it all crispy? If you bit into it, would it be a little creamy? Would it be crunchy? Would the chunky bits act as croutons? Would it be a mix of all three?

Mind fuck

Apolloyon · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest said:
I saw this post and immediately thought this was written by Idkchud until I realised
>There isn't any mention of Tyrone
>There isn't any mention of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>The protagonist isn't a soyboy
>The protagonist was unknowingly cucked (rather than in on it and completely for it)
>More anti-nigger than usual

It's supposed to be an oppositefag version of that copypasta albeit. Hence the race swap.

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM

swaggrz said:
Mind fuck

The thing is, you'd have to eat your own vomit because if you ate somebody else's crispy vomit, that would be considered stealing. It's also kind of gay because you're eating a part of somebody else.

pitgrave · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM

I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM

pitgrave said:
I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

Ass washing is for sand and seaniggers, ew, let it crust

Garry Unilever Nealson · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM

swaggrz said:
Ass washing is for sand and seaniggers, ew, let it crust

rude

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM

Garry Unilever Nealson said:
rude

You dont let poo crust on your crack, you unclean inferior!

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM

pitgrave said:
I won't wash my ass because I'm white and superior.

swaggrz said:
You dont let poo crust on your crack, you unclean inferior!

But if you're white and your crap is brown and crusted up shit is stuck to your ass, what does that make you?

swaggrz · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest said:
But if you're white and your crap is brown and crusted up shit is stuck to your ass, what does that make you?

Poo

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 6, 2026 at 4:51 AM

swaggrz said:
Poo

No, I'm pretty sure it's like, erhm, black face or something? I guess, err, butt face... Butt face is racist or something.