Itt: Post your random thoughts

Chloroform · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM

cortex257 said:
i got this for $74.99 (muttbux) last december btw
fuck this shit world

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wtf is this

1969 or Something · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM

Swahili pride world wide

Chloroform · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM

MindGoblin said:
I can subconsciously tell whenever a notification I get is a quote reply or a reaction before actually looking checking.

This is like counting cards in poker

miek · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM

Apeson · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM

Chloroform said:
wtf is this

personalized soyteen liker proximity activated vibrator for pantyfication and sissyfication.

MindGoblin · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM

Apeson said:
soyteen liker proximity

You'd need a seismometer to detect this

QuickSlaughter · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM

this town is full of monsters!
how can you sit there and eat mangoes?

Chloroform · Sep 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM

PRINCEssparkles said:
guys if youre reading this please make sure you soend extra time flossing and brushing your teeth one of my patients today her bone loss was so bad because of poor oral hygiene that her teeth were wobbling as her tongue touched them

My colleague couldnt clean the teeth without them falling out so we had to schedule her for 7 extractions

The patient after bled so much due to swollen gums that she accidentally coughed during the clean and blood went everywhere and i was cleaning it for ages and i changed her bib 3 times as she kept spitting thick dark blood with chunks of shit that was stuck under her gums

Please

THIS SO MUCH THIS
I fucking hate teeth problems
And a lot of times they're unavoidable if you don't have like perfect diet since it can be determined by genes

QuickSlaughter · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM

How it feels

cargo · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM

Laptop too weak to run Capcut, too lazy to spend twenty minutes setting up my Steam Deck dock and cables again just to make a spur of the moment shitpost idea. Pain.

Apeson · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM

cargo said:
Laptop too weak to run Capcut, too lazy to spend twenty minutes setting up my Steam Deck dock and cables again just to make a spur of the moment shitpost idea. Pain.

This nigga's posting from a jartysoft 'p OS laptop hell nah

cargo · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM

Apeson said:
This nigga's posting from a jartysoft 'p OS laptop hell nah

T400. I would've been posting from my x270 if not for the fact I cooked the damn thing two months back by sending roughly 30W to one of the USB ports with a Y-cable when I was merely attempting to use an external BD burner on the damned thing.

1969 or Something · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM

Just saw the girl I like crying at work. Male manipulator W incoming.

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM

1969 or Something said:
Just saw the girl I like raping at work. Male manipulator W incoming.

Fixed it

1969 or Something · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM

Negative XP making sure to ruin "Camo'd Up" before releasing it on Spotify

moidsy · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM

1969 or Something said:
Just saw the girl I like crying at work. Male manipulator W incoming.

>sees f*id crying
>smirks and starts walking away
>presses play on male manipulator playlist on spotify
>we are never getting back together by taylor swift starts playing

cargo · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM

WiFiSkeleton + Fried by Fluoride + white monster = welcome to incelcore brother

cortex257 · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM

i win the "bro dats so deep bro" dumbass 14yo competition with my favorite quote of "Sorry, I didn't know I was invisible!" (adapted from the F-117 shootdown)

cargo · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM

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supersage · Sep 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM

cortex257 said:
i win the "bro dats so deep bro" dumbass 14yo competition with my favorite quote of "Sorry, I didn't know I was invisible!" (adapted from the F-117 shootdown)

Yeah no bro were sending you to polish welding school pack your bags bucko.