Itt: Post your random thoughts

Garry Unilever Nealson · Feb 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM

poop man poop man
driving up his ass like a poop man poop man
yo yo yo poop man here
throwing some scat like an awesome beer

CX2 · Feb 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM

Zonky said:
I don't even really have an issue with those people but what I fucking hate is when people speak Spanish as a way to shit talk you. Yes I am leaking about this it's so damn annoying

go to one of the small towns filled with people who dont have internet access instead of the shitty city areas its aryan

cortex257 · Feb 13, 2026 at 4:44 AM

So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

CX2 · Feb 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM

workman said:
So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

i think you should marry a black queen to show that you're actually a pro black ally and then they cant call you a bigot then

1969 or Something · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM

workman said:
So a few weeks my ex told me she was pregnant. This was horrible news to me since I wanted a clean slate and didn’t want any kids, especially with her. Last week she was admitted to the hospital and her mom called me to tell me she lost the baby. I was shocked but happy and that was that.

I told my friends and unexpectedly last night I came home to a mini “party” in my room. Just three friends with a cake that said “Daddy No More”. We laughed, drank and ate the cake. I guess one of my friends posted something because my ex’s friend called me screaming saying I’m a sick fuck that’s making a joke out of a sad situation and that I’m an asshole. Barely anyone knows she was pregnant let alone she had a miscarriage but I didn’t even plan the “party” but now I’m getting all the shit for it.

I had a pregnancy scare once and I was happy when it turned out to be nothing but now I wish she WAS pregnant so she'd be stuck with me lol

FloydTech · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:19 AM

kevin spencer is burning in hell because zlikavcis content is betterer

1969 or Something · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:29 AM

I thought I had more chocolate milk but I don't

FreedomFightingAmerican · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

>sticking a used dildo you found in a dorm hallway on someones door

CX2 · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM

</3 or Whatever said:
I thought I had more chocolate milk but I don't

CX2 · Feb 13, 2026 at 5:38 AM

Juaco_2 said:
some retard left their dildo in the dorm hallways and i took it out of pettiness. now that i have it ive been trying to think of a dastardly scheme to do something with it. i've been thinking of digging toothpicks or other sharp items into it and then putting it back where i found it to give the faggot that owned it a nasty surprise. it's bottom is a big suction cup thing so i might also be thinking of just plapping it onto the door of the retard i hate and add a message saying "____ is a retarded dick" to go along with it. idk yet.

shroom dollfucker is real

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Garry Unilever Nealson · Feb 13, 2026 at 10:03 AM

my feet are oily, but I like touching it sooo

cortex257 · Feb 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM

I've done so much retarded shit in my life and fallen for six gorillion memes, but the one thing I'm proud to say is that I've never used that fucking Brave browser and I never will. Even when I was 15 on /g/ I thought you had to be a braindead retarded Indian to consider installing it

Zonky · Feb 14, 2026

I used to chew gum and put it in other peoples texts books to fuck with them

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Feb 14, 2026 at 6:08 AM

Whoever uploaded that AI'd Onision meltdown video featuring MoonMetropolis in Onision's place, thank you for that. That video is funny as fuck.

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Feb 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM

It was Apeson

Zonky · Feb 14, 2026 at 11:11 AM

I haven’t slept in 2 days

XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX · Feb 14, 2026 at 11:13 AM

i remember when a nigger named @Sloppyjakky showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed hitlers spirit and hitler used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

Sloppyjakky · Feb 14, 2026 at 12:22 PM

snickerthispostisnuts said:
i remember when a nigger named @Sloppyjakky showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed hitlers spirit and hitler used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

i remember when a nigger named @snickerthispostisnuts showed me negro magic in a alleyway which showed hitlers spirit and hitler used his negro aryan magic to teleport me into the slums of burundi

jim🅱️o_fans_arent_white · Feb 14, 2026 at 12:27 PM

i remember when a jimbo named @jim🅱️o showed me jimbo "thing that can't turn jimbo white" in a "place where jimbo grooms kids" which showed literal_whos "thing that jimbo doesn't have" and literal_who used his jimbo anti-jimbo "thing that can't turn jimbo white" to "stuff that jimbo would love to do instead of walking because he's a fat brown nigger" me into the "jimbo neighborhoods" of jimboborea

nvtral · Feb 14, 2026 at 12:36 PM

cargo said:
I can't bring myself to use the term "foid" anymore after its brutal raping and overusage by larping attentionwhoring non-human wenches and safe-edgy normalkikes. Man, the same is starting to apply to "larp" aswell. You genuinely cannot have anything anymore without parasitic featherheads forcing their way into it.

sad tsmt