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Jun 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Bumped into my father while taking a piss and getting another jambon and he said he recognized the jeff the killer on my shirt and he was "defeating it" by eyeing me down during conversation. "I recognize it" he kept saying.
"You're supporting something and I'm defeating it, I know it" hahahahahaha.
 
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1969 or Something
Jun 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Gets some plates for it bro
it would be sick
Maybe later this year. My family is moving so I'm trying to avoid buying shit I don't need until we're settled
 
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1969 or Something
Jun 26, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"You're supporting something and I'm defeating it, I know it" hahahahahaha.
>engaging in metaphysical psychic warfare with a t-shirt
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Jun 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
>engaging in metaphysical psychic warfare with a t-shirt
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This is exactly why my father is such an enigmatic insightful knowledgeable figure brah... He's literally killing THE jeff the killer. That's no laughing matter, and I kneel in respect.
 
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MindGoblin
Jun 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Im at burger king with my burger queen
Blasphemy! It is prophesied that the Burger King must marry the Dairy Queen, and shall have daughter named Wendy, a son named Carl Jr. and they will have two jesters that serve them, one named Ronald who is a clown, and the other named Jack who lives in a box. they will be guarded by the noble Five Guys, and the head of their army will be Colonel Sanders. On their wedding day they will be married in their beautiful Olive Garden, and they shall forever live in a pristine White Castle that has a giant Taco Bell hanging from it.
 
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Jun 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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MindGoblin
Jun 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Blasphemy! It is prophesied that the Burger King must marry the Dairy Queen, and shall have daughter named Wendy, a son named Carl Jr. and they will have two jesters that serve them, one named Ronald who is a clown, and the other named Jack who lives in a box. they will be guarded by the noble Five Guys, and the head of their army will be Colonel Sanders. On their wedding day they will be married in their beautiful Olive Garden, and they shall forever live in a pristine White Castle that has a giant Taco Bell hanging from it.
Nusoiniggers don't get the reference. Kys.
 
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Jun 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Everyone in the sphere agreed that blue is the color of calmness in accordance with the sky and by-extension nature. Think about that. [genius]
 
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MindGoblin
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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CX2
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
 
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Everyone in the sphere agreed that blue is the color of calmness in accordance with the sky and by-extension nature. Think about that. [genius]
Also just coolness in general, as in cool headed
 
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CX2
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
biwisi
 
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1969 or Something
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I was so terrified of creepypastas when I was 12. I thought laughing jack, jeff the killer, and slenderman would absolutely murder me any day.
My friend pointed towards some fog by our bus stop and said he saw slenderman, so I spent the next few weeks thinking he would kill me because I saw him.
When I was 8 I read one of those "this girl was supposed to be executed but it failed and she suffered and now her ghost tortures people, and if you read this she's going to kill you next" and I spent like 2 months talking to her in my head trying to befriend her so she wouldn't kill me. Good times
 
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1969 or Something
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Jun 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Prick came out and started swinging the hammock followed shortly ny him getting on it aha and requesting me to look over his google wallet to see what was spent at the pub. We've switvhed back as to myself being on the hammock. He's trying to shave ?y newfoundlands coat at the moment, I'm back on the hammock o algo.
 
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Jun 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Prick came out and started swinging the hammock followed shortly ny him getting on it and requesting me to look over his google wallet to see what was spent at the pub. We've switvhed back as to myself being on the hammock. He's trying to shave ?y newfoundlands coat at the moment, I'm back on the hammock o algo.
Apologies for the typos, it's hard to type on the ulefone keyboard while listebibg to him shaving the dog whilst swinging on this thing.
 
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Jun 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Shortly put he stopped shaving the dog and he blew her off with the leaf blower. Started blowing myself too the arsehat hahaha. Anyjow he went out to the shed and now I'm relaxing o algo asi. I'd assume the single HBWR has tapped in at this point, two hours and such
 
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CX2
Jun 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
my ideal romantic partner is pickel rick
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