Itt: Post your random thoughts

CX2 · Jul 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM

im like luke groundrunner i he was a mtf ftm transsexual nazi pooner

supersage · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM

cargo said:
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where maybe nigger

cargo · Jul 4, 2026

Incel reparations were retracted from my bank account. Killing myself ASAP.

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM

cargo said:
Incel reparations were retracted from my bank account. Killing myself ASAP.
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According to ChatJeetPT, we aren't allowed to discuss the contents of this image. It contains microagressions against a marginalised community and that's problematic.

cargo · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM

cargo said:
A Shroom IRL meetup would either go terribly or be the best thing since sliced bread with no in-between. There's a mutual interest in Foggers and I meeting some day although I've no idea what we'd do.

1776 o Algo said:
Zellig Mosque Shooters 2: The Squeakquel

@Yurijak

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM

cargo said:
A Shroom IRL meetup would either go terribly or be the best thing since sliced bread with no in-between. There's a mutual interest in Foggers and I meeting some day although I've no idea what we'd do.

Sometimes i think about how this would go down and to be frank it would be lovely if all the main users were to meet up but what's a really intresting idea to me is if we did a shrunger games irl.

cargo · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM

Yurijak said:
Sometimes i think about how this would go down and to be frank it would be lovely if all the main users were to meet up but what's a really intresting idea to me is if we did a shrunger games irl.

A bunch of autists frolicking around the woods with bows and arrows. Sounds like a grand 'ol time frankly.

kriper2004 · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM

cargo said:
A bunch of autists frolicking around the woods with bows and arrows. Sounds like a grand 'ol time frankly.

and then I pull up and rape and kill everyone

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM

1776 o Algo said:
Zellig Mosque Shooters 2: The Squeakquel

Instead of 'zellig it's ddlc and instead of being greasy spics were spergy micks

Sir · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM

cargo said:
Why would you not want to admit it?

Because he's flawed in ways I hate

cargo · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM

Sir said:
Because he's flawed in ways I hate

Aint we all?

1969 or Something · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM

Yurijak said:
Instead of 'zellig it's ddlc and instead of being greasy spics were spergy micks

>Using chatGPT to write thousands of ddlc manifestos
(I lost my Irish gigachad so just pretend I posted it)

kriper2004 · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM

whenever I'm having a meal - I always pour myself a cup of tea. Doesn't matter if it's cereal, soup, salad, potatoes - a cup of tea is mandatory.
Sometimes when I'm exceptionally thirtsty I pour myself 2 (two) cups of tea, and then drink out of them periodically.
Even if I'm drinking something unusual like coke, coffee, juice, etc, I always make an additional cup of tea to balance out the taste of the foreign drink

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM

1776 o Algo said:
>Using chatGPT to write thousands of ddlc manifestos
(I lost my Irish gigachad so just pretend I posted it)

And since the ai was trained on this site it keeps bringing up weird fat furry fetishes and sprunkis every few lines.

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM

Is there such a thing as a 'mass cumming on strangers spree' ?

cargo · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM

Yurijak said:
And since the ai was trained on this site it keeps bringing up weird fat furry fetishes and sprunkis every few lines.

Is shooting a mosque with a manifesto referencing Shroom in-jokes the site-saving method?

Idkchud · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM

cargo said:
Is shooting a mosque with a manifesto referencing Shroom in-jokes the site-saving method?

yes

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM

cargo said:
Is shooting a mosque with a manifesto referencing Shroom in-jokes the site-saving method?

Nigga we ain't shooting nothing let's be real here. They might drop a pitty visit after beavis and butthead fail at going er at the most.

Yurijak · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM

Idkchud said:
yes

To any law inforcemnt or governmenf adgents we at the soyjak forum do not fondone this behavour and this is all hypothetical for the sake of humour.

Idkchud · Jul 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM

Yurijak said:
Nigga we ain't shooting nothing

You're right we're gonna bomb them instead. Guns are for pussies.