In elementary school, our cafeteria counter had these ~4x4 tracks for the gate that closed it off.
The first was right after we grabbed our milk, and I really liked sci-fi slop, so I decided to drop my milk in the track and pretend it was being transported to me.
My carton fucking NAILED this bolt I hadn't accounted for.
Apparently, some stupid bitch lunch aid thought "oh, he's panicking, his clothes are covered in chocolate milk, and now he has no drink? I bet he did it on purpose!"
Stupid cunt. Everyone hated her.
She also yelled at me because I realized I could bite into my nuggets, then use them like a claw to grab mashed potatoes (this predates Nugget in a Biscuit by about 3 years btw)
Stupid whore came up to me and said "stop eating the potatoes with your hand" and I literally showed her what I was doing and she said "don't lie, you're eating them with your hands"
God DAMN IT I hated that skank