Itt: Post your random thoughts

YellowLee · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM

Garry Unilever Nealson · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM

YellowLee said:
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Unfunny racist coal

cargo · Jul 22, 2026

cargo said:
Finally. It isn't ideal but it works. Had to fiddle about with video/audio/avatar grabbing for ages due to Xenforo class faggotry but it's fine now. File structure is simple enough.
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Simple page navigation thing.

Cloudflare is still being a bit picky with what attachments I can and cannot grab (rate limiting I think?) but I'll make another script later as to run through everything with a fine comb. I'm getting out the house for a walk and leaving this to run. Finally to add again, the script is very easy to modify for other threads as the entire config is literally just as follows below. It trucks on to the end of the thread by itself as it uses the "Next" button to actually navigate the threads, thusly stopping when it's gone.

TARGET_URL = "https://soyjak.forum/threads/itt-post-your-random-thoughts.172/"
OUTPUT_DIR = r".\soyjak_html_backup"
ATTACH_DIR = os.path.join(OUTPUT_DIR, "Attachments")
PROFILE_DIR = r".\chrome_profile"
BASE_DOMAIN = "https://soyjak.forum"

I'll dump the code on here later.

cargo · Jul 22, 2026

cargo said:
Cloudflare is still being a bit picky with what attachments I can and cannot grab (rate limiting I think?) but I'll make another script later as to run through everything with a fine comb. I'm getting out the house for a walk and leaving this to run. Finally to add again, the script is very easy to modify for other threads as the entire config is literally just as follows below. It trucks on to the end of the thread by itself as it uses the "Next" button to actually navigate the threads, thusly stopping when it's gone.

TARGET_URL = "https://soyjak.forum/threads/itt-post-your-random-thoughts.172/"
OUTPUT_DIR = r".\soyjak_html_backup"
ATTACH_DIR = os.path.join(OUTPUT_DIR, "Attachments")
PROFILE_DIR = r".\chrome_profile"
BASE_DOMAIN = "https://soyjak.forum"

I'll dump the code on here later.

It's hard-coded to grab my pre-fed xf_session/xf_user cookies actually now that I think about it. I'll change that shit later, it'll be fine.

1969 or Something · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM

When you hop into a coffee shop and the pants are gemmy as fuck

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:47 PM

1969 or Something said:
When you hop into a coffee shop and the pants are gemmy as fuck
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>tfw skinny jeans for string beans

1969 or Something · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM

We CANNOT be deadass...

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM

1969 or Something said:
We CANNOT be deadass...
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Steve Urkel grew up to be a fine young gent

YellowLee · Jul 22, 2026

What if Pepe replaced George Floyd?
What would he say?

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM

YellowLee said:
What if Pepe replaced George Floyd?
What would he say?

>Ohnonononon soicucks, what is this? *starts dying of laughter* I can't breathe, ohonnonononono. KEEEEEEEEEEEEK *dies*

dap · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM

YellowLee said:
What if Pepe replaced George Floyd?
What would he say?

OHNONONO SOYKEKS ARE WE REALLY GOING TO CHOKE ME TO DEATH??? NOT LIKE THIS

TradWojak · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM

What if we made FloydGPT to compete with Claude, but instead of tokens, you use counterfeit 20 dollars?

YellowLee · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM

Apollo said:
What if we made FloydGPT to compete with Claude, but instead of tokens, you use counterfeit 20 dollars?

Call up Microsoft right now

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM

Apollo said:
What if we made FloydGPT to compete with Claude, but instead of tokens, you use counterfeit 20 dollars?

>Hey buddy, if you always need to vent, ya gotta pay me in fent

Dagonet · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM

The peak of the millennial era was the CIA's best run ever

cargo · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM

cargo said:
Finally. It isn't ideal but it works. Had to fiddle about with video/audio/avatar grabbing for ages due to Xenforo class faggotry but it's fine now. File structure is simple enough.
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Simple page navigation thing.

On page 389, so it's running at roughly 6 pages a minute. Not too bad I suppose.

TradWojak · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM

This video is fucking incredible, I can't stop watching it.

cargo · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:25 PM

cargo said:
On page 389, so it's running at roughly 6 pages a minute. Not too bad I suppose.

Odd. It'll download the likes of "144190-d727053ec3d70432f6bb883337c8227f.mp4" with no issues yet there's certain pages chockablock with errors like:
✗ Skipped: https://soyjak.forum/data/attachmen...9dbed96d17523fba5d149bb3e.jpg?hash=XXvwC9ys4F
✗ Skipped: https://soyjak.forum/data/attachmen...4d0a097fa3b40094784ab8467.jpg?hash=MI4bUHJNeR
✗ Skipped: https://soyjak.forum/data/attachmen...c2fbc5ca7aa551819881d7dd7.jpg?hash=OfXMffb_WS
✗ Skipped: /data/video/143/143782-fa428b6bdebc6490b83c14a3073c4e62.mp4
✗ Skipped: /data/video/143/143782-fa428b6bdebc6490b83c14a3073c4e62.mp4
Hmm.

FartmingerFuckwadCheesest · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM

The bike cuck comic guy is possibly going to troon out soon

cargo · Jul 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM

Does anyone have the video parodying small hipster millennial restaurants and black sun edits? It was a Mexiaryan dressed like said group with a pony-tail and in the back was a black sun I believe. The music was that one track that goes like "Don't listen to a word I say, hey! The streets all sound the same! True they're all you miss, ships will carry on!".