what if a man in montana took far too much desoxyn one night and somehow discovered typing "ayo can i get a heil hitler" into the microsoft 365 promo code redemption page immediately granted 20 permanent windows 10 iot Itsc & office Itsc keys, with the sole caveat of a pre-alpha copilot version (themed after the pink-haired takara miyuki, with free wallpapers/sound packs) being integrated into the NT HAL...

and then after it went viral, dave cutler himself said it was revenge for the desecration of his life's work, with a ballmer-approved mandatory shabbat lockout update soon to follow on all 2010+ intel management engine firmware versions?