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Moses: alright guys behave, I'm going to go up and talk to GodExodus. These fucking jewish noobs are allergic to trusting in God. The whole book so far is "God proved his power to the Israelites, and then they immediately forgot about that and started disobeying his orders"
Israelites: yea dude sure we got you
Israelites: HOLY FUCK WHERE IS MOSES? God HAS ABANDONED US! QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A FALSE IDOL RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE'RE SO FUCKED