ITT we predict SMG4's finale movie in December
>thousands of people wake up early to see it
>while many expect 40 minutes of sappy moments and nostalgia pandering, instead it's hours of 'P 2 ending with Luke & Kevin Lerdwhichagul ACKing
>before the feds are able to scrub it off the internet, one single pedo saves the video
>being the sequel to 'P, it's so disgusting even most failtrolls can't watch it
>despite this, the pedo spams it all over dozens of small websites, many forced to shut down after being overwhelmed
>the sharty watches as the 4cuck's jannies are unable to stop the 'P 2 bot spam, but their celebration is cut short when the pedo makes a female real womenme variant called "frogtan" that is embedded 'P 2, eventually leading to the soysphere's collapse
>after every non-mainstream app is closed for being too dangerous, the pedo walks up to his master
>"good job goy. unfortunately you are no longer needed"
>peter thiel then shoves him down a trapdoor leading to his death