I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas

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I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

 

[Broot]

We hired kidnapper elfs en route to your location, check the body bag under your tree on Christmas day! Ho ho ho

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

>Girlfriend application thread.

 

[Z Based_Russian_Tsarist Z]

Dude, She's not coming back.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Dude, She's not coming back.

You don't know that.

 

[Apeson]

Barb is already there doe.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAINT NICHOLAS PLEASE I BEG. PLEASE PUT A WOMAN WHO TRULY LOVES ME UNDER THE TREE THIS YEAR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 

[Foggurt]

I want a bbw under the Christmas tree

 

[_account]

I want a bbw under the Christmas tree

What if Santa Claus had a knee replacement so Ms. Clause delivered to presents to your house?

 

[GQQT]

Santa, you know what to do

 

[Foggurt]

What if Santa Claus had a knee replacement so Ms. Clause delivered to presents to your house?

 

[Garf]

SAME LOL

I want a bbw under the Christmas tree

SAME LOL

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

lame

 

[Nikizno]

lame

Do you prefer a boyfriend?

 

[_73]

I want a bbw under the Christmas tree

Me too if bbw stands for beautiful black woman

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Do you prefer a boyfriend?

lame

 

[Nikizno]

Me too if bbw stands for beautiful black woman

I low-key thought it meant this before garf explained it

 

[GQQT]

Where's the cookies?
Santa doesn't drink only just milk

Me too if bbw stands for beautiful black woman

For me BBW means big breasted woman

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

for me BBW means k ys noob gers

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

She doesn't even need to be all that and a bag of chips, please @Santa Claus