Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[George Humphreys]

>Hey. Do you want to die? Serious question. I'm ready to kill and you seem like you want me to kill you.

>Nevermind you don't need to answer.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Why is a gingerbread posting sugarplum porn? Why is he forcing my servers to have sugarplum negro porn?

 

[supadrayk]

"If you ever let a stray dog into your home, never let it pee on your leg" -supadrayk

 

[Garf]

“The shelter basically handed me a crate, some food and this little dog, and sent me on my way,” he recalls with a laugh. “I had no idea what I was doing.” - William Atek

 

[supadrayk]

“The shelter basically handed me a crate, some food and this little dog, and sent me on my way,” he recalls with a laugh. “I had no idea what I was doing.” - William Atek

This is a heartbreaking quote

 

[supernigga]

how am i winnoob a 4v1 das crazy

 

[Garf]

"adults get pumpkin pie and kids dont, what kind of world is this..." - supa dupa draaayk

 

[George Humphreys]

>r/thugsauces vvon, shroom lost kek

 

[worldatwar]

>Anyone having sex 3 months into a relationship is a hedonistic SLUТ and I am morally superior to you by default. I don’t care who you are or what you’ve done if you have sex 3 months into knowing someone I look down upon you. The only people I respect are virgins or married.

 

[supadrayk]

>Anyone having sex 3 months into a relationship is a hedonistic SLUТ and I am morally superior to you by default. I don’t care who you are or what you’ve done if you have sex 3 months into knowing someone I look down upon you. The only people I respect are virgins or married.

sex is evil and GROSS AND FUCKIUNG NASTY. NEVER hAVE SEX ITS FUCKING NASTY. EWWWWWW PEE XCOMES OUT OF THERE EWWWWW,,,,,, CHANMEONE

 

[Foggurt]

>Earlier today while i was at school my friend Brayden showed me this cool site in the computer lab called Soyjack party (sorry if i misspelled it btw) and it was really >funny, so i decided to draw one of the characters from it. His name is Cobson, and i think he looks funny, so i decided to draw him. Cobson is from Soyjack party

 

[Garf]

"hi im a dog" - super duper drake

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

shut the fuck up you jolly good pigger bitch I hate you so much I bothered to log in just to tell you you should just end it all
MERRY ChristMAS! please

KILL WHITEY

DON'T KILL WHITEY!

oh, so you get your love for joelton and posting shitlita antimatter from your gоd? KWAB!

Please stop blogposting in your blog bread, this is a religious debate bread now.

what linux is aint that some time of medicines. it, it, it, it, it, helps me feelings youknow down there,. my bones inside of my dingalingy, IT HURTS> IT HRTS. IT FEELS.... Goo,d?
,,,,chameloen
get ready for me

I have this sort of issue with linux. Its really hard to explain but its like, everytime i open my phone with linux installed on it, it starts walking around on two feet. it sort of reminds me of this one time everyone i knew died in an EXPLOSIVE!!! car crash. It makes me smile every now and then.

 

[worldatwar]

^fail above me

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

^fail above me

DAS RITE

 

[supadrayk]

"Asian people always look so sad, they need to smile more" -supadrayk

 

[George Humphreys]

>of course the biggest cacaot on the site is also a pedophile. yet another example of cacaots being pedophiles

 

[Faint]

Posting 'cado on der 'log all day along, yet blaming le jerdee for it ain't wrong.

 

[Foggurt]

>2005: A noob
2023: A noob
2025: A noob
3023: A noob
5000: A noob
10000: A noob
Forever: A noob
No matter what year it is @jim🅱️o will always be a noob

Repost this in 15 threads to show your hate for jimbo

 

[Apeson]

@Cat add this
>Titties and exposed skin still get me hard, but I only really like titties if the most that’s showing is cleavage, if the entire titty is showing nipples or it’s a bear breast then it just can’t get me aroused