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March 23rd, 2026 (Continued): We started driving there and there was a restaurant in Johnson Creek, Wisconsin that Rosen wanted us to stop at which was cheap, quick, and great food. Nichol was wearing an America First hat and talked about supporting Nick Fuentes and his policies with Rosen. All of us took issue with some of Boris Johnson's policies, like primarily him holding parties during COVID-19 while he put the United Kingdom on lockdown. There was praise for Charlie Kirk and how he was an excellent debater, meanwhile when he was killed, liberals stated that he deserved it because he promoted violence, yet not a single video of him, no matter how taken out of context it is, included him talking about violence. Kirk wasn't without criticisms Rosen mentioned knowing Ted Cruz's daughter and describing her as a bop. Nichol stated that he doesn't see Nick Fuentes becoming a politician but rather as paving the way for others. There was complaining about the sisters from last meeting being pretty liberal, especially with the “feminine fee-fees” card one of the sisters pulled. They both complained about ex-girlfriends, Nichol griping that all his past girlfriends were feminist Latinas, bringing up one supposedly tradcath ex-girlfriend of his who despite Nichol being a former car salesman, she refused to consult him while purchasing a car with her own money because she's an independent women. With him stating:
"You see that's what Nick Fuentes means when he says: 'women need to shut the fuck up.' like they'll never get out of this feminist mindset and they end up having 20% interest on a car that they can never truly pay back."
I understood, bringing up the story with how I met and lost Margaret despite her being a pretty sreal womang Catholic to my knowledge. Nichol complained about the letdown that is the Republican party, especially with Donald Trump escalating the war on Iran as per the bidding of Netanyahu. I did some more reading on Boris Johnson and found out his son Wilbur was baptized Catholic in 2020, so I knew my question would be about how the Catholic resurgence in the United Kingdom and how it can influence the saving of Western culture. We stopped at the restaurant near the gas station where I found the Joe Biden sticker next to the writing all the way back in March 2024. We got in while Nichol wore his America First hat. I ordered the steak and onion special while Nichol got a philly cheesesteak. The waitresses were from here but looked a bit liberal and the food took a while to get here compared to what Rosen described it as. I got 3 sides with it and by the time I finally got it, we had to ask for the check instantly. I scarfed down my sweet potato and only left the rice. We got back on the road at 3:30pm and arrived in Madison, Wisconsin by 4:10pm. We found a parking garage on campus by N Lake street as Rosen complained about how spread out campus was. We walked over through the more liberal crowds, I didn't see any eyes on us nor hear hecklers but when we got there we walked up to the 4th floor, there were plenty of seats for us to sit on and we asked about meeting Boris Johnson early but the people running YAF were surprised because we can't be up here due to to security reasons. They were polite about the mishap so we got guided downstairs by a guy wearing an emerald tie to the short line, which had only 5 people in it. We waited a bit before we decided to walk out to see the lake. Taking some pictures and also watching 2 pairs of mallards trying to mate with two other mallards. I remarked that the ladies should be trying to impress the much better looking mallards. I'd say it's representative of our dating culture nowadays where looksmaxxers have to do all that for some boring looking girl.
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I went back inside and there were now 8 people in line so I saved a spot for the others while they went to get coffee. A lot more people came before they got back and we talked about other topics like abortion and mentioning a video where it showed the fetus wriggling in pain and even making screaming motions. There was talk about the film The Silent Scream. At that time we moved upstairs for the security check through the metal detector and got seated near the front, I sat next to two reserved seats. At 6:04pm. I spotted former governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker. He came over later and I waved and talked to him, I got a picture with him and so did my friends at 6:17pm.
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I posted it to my family groupchat and my sister critiqued me for smiling next to the man responsible for ruining high speed rail in Wisconsin. He said he remembered my mom’s name but she said she was confused as she never met him.
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Boris Johnson came out later and then started speaking, he took some jabs at Donald Trump and a joke about how many former Conservative prime ministers there were. After the speech we could line up and get to talk. I got in and was a bit back, but Nichol was a bit behind me. Some people were before me like a guy who asked how to get into politics. Boris responded:
“Have a lot of money.”
And also this Leftist third-world brained Whitey claiming that he’s sabotaging peace in Ukraine, he got his mic cut off but Boris still answered him. I got asked by this rude looking White woman to see my question, I originally would state my name but she asked me how I pronounced my last name, I told her and she said my question was nice, I finally went up and started it:
“Prime Minister Johnson, what do you think of the renewal of the Catholic church in the UK and how that can play a role in the renewal of the, of your country?” - Me
“The revival of Catholicism?” - Boris Johnson
”Yes. Like the increasing of the Catholic” - Me
[audience laughing]
“They’re laughing at my homie.” Nichol
“What do I think about the revival of Catholicism in the UK? Yes, well…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...It's very interesting. I was baptized a Catholic. I was…” - Boris Johnson
“Woo!” - Audience guy
[audience laughing]
“...and, and I just married a Catholic. Okay? It was very complicated because as you, as you will gather, I've been married two times and…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...and I wasn't entirely sure what Catholic teaching was on this point. And I had to go and see the Cardinal, um, Vince Nichols. Charming guy. Uh, and, and we had long sort of, uh, you know, theological disputations together. He, he had to sort of verify that I was, you know, uh, uh, you know, good enough Catholic, which, you know, um, he did eventually. And so I, so I, you know, I, I di-- I, I, I reversed it, um, which meant by the nineteenth, by the way, when I was prime minister, which meant technically speaking, that I couldn't serve as prime minister and maybe, maybe, maybe he tried to stop me!” - Boris Johnson
“[audience laughing] um, at that, at that particular stage. Um, I think, I think the ri- I think the revival of the Catholic Church is a wonderful thing. I think it's a wonderful thing. I, I, I, well, look, I kind of... I also quite like the Church of England…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...Okay. I quite like the Church of England. The Church of England has a wonderful, wonderful spirit, and…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...it's, it's the least threatening, the least demanding, the least challenging, the least imposing religion you could possibly imagine…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...And it has great charm…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...I don't know why I'm doing all this, but I try…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...But, so I kind of, I sort of live it. I float over the divide is what I do…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...I've actually got a church right next door to my house. I do go there, which is an Anglican church…” - Boris Johnson
[audience laughing]
“...I don't know whether I, whether I, I don't, I don't know that was, whether that was part of the deal with Vince Nichols. But anyway, the revival of the Ca- of the Catholic Church in England is a, what's, what's, what's not to like? What's not to like?” - Boris Johnson
[audience clapping]
I got out of the event as we waited for a guy before pushing us out, it was the emerald tie guy, I saw Robin Vos and then Scott Walker talking to a guy about deregulating housing construction to solve the housing affordability crisis. Emerald Tie tried getting these girls’ Linkedin’s but he failed. On the ride back to Emerald Tie's hotel I got his Linkedin. Emerald Tie bragged that he could easily contact Nick Fuentes, not that he had his number. Nichol mentioned someone that got kicked out of the conservative club for suggestion Myron Gaines debate at our college, and he's easy to contact, being very active responding to DMs on Instagram. We dropped Emerald Tie off and then drove back, nearly getting hit by a piss bottle. Nichol praised me for asking the question and was mad at the crowd for laughing me, from one Catholic to another. We stopped at a Kwik Trip for water and a F’Real shake for me. We got back at 10:00pm and I was dropped at home after Nichol got dropped off, I threw away my trash, took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) - Sly & The Family Stone (1970)
 
March 22nd, 2026: Sunday today. I woke up at 7:30am and got out of bed 15 minutes later. I got dressed for church in a suit and tie, my blue and orange one. I took the bus at 9:33, but by the time I got in, mass had started and the pews were packed. Thankfully a father of 5 let me in to a spot. The homily was a bit stale and there were plenty of altar boys all dressed in white and blue. When I left I narrowly missed the bus back home and debated taking it all the way to see fAsherah at her job but just decided to remain home. I spent a lot of time gaming until it was 3:30pm when I got redressed to take the bus down to a church for a salsa dance lesson. On the bus was this Hispanic guy listening to TikToks on maximum volume behind me so I moved, when I got to my stop I got off and told him:
“Use your headphones!”
I ran through the industrial area to the old decrepit church when I recognized a guy I did acolyte training with under Father Aquinas. There was another Hispanic couple that went to the third floor with us for the dance. I noticed the floor was starting to sink in.
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We started dancing and talking about the history of salsa dancing with it being popularized in New York City. I was the slowest in the group and I was the White boy with no rhythm. But as we started partner dances and I didn’t have one, I re-learned the salsa dance. I left at 5:00pm because the guy who acolyte trained with me left to serve mass at the church. I left and walked around looking for a Mexican restaurant to eat at. I briefly thought about the Colombian restaurant Kiana mentioned. I found one with the first review being in Spanish. At 5:17pm, I ordered 2 tripe tacos and a Modelo for a total of $11.87 plus a $1.50 tip for the lady and loved the beer plus the two tacos. There were some Gerardo Coronel “El Jerry” music videos playing on the television in front of me, the television behind me was showing an American action movie. I helped clean up after myself. I waited a while for the bus home and I got on, about the street I used to work on. Tang and his wife got on, I waved to him to say hi and he waved back thankfully, I watched him put his head on his wife’s shoulder, I got off before he did. I got in and noticed some 12 packs of A&W plus another soda on his bed, at the time I thought little of him being home and didn’t do my dishes. I transcribed from September 11th to September 30th, 2025. I had more pasta for dinner, I took a shower, and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Papá - Gera MX (2022)
why there more mexicans in you'r state than my state
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March 24th, 2026: Tuesday today, I woke up late but got on the bus in time. I got to work a bit early yet did not brew coffee because we’re still out of the regular stuff. I got to my work station and clocked in at 8:29am. Checking my emails rendered me nothing important. While walking to the break room, this intern here on Tuesdays only asked me to get her the laptop because she said I was in charge of that, I wasn’t. I guided the intern (who wore a Hello Kitty shirt) to the office to pick up her laptop. I just let her in. She reminds me of an older version of this Hispanic woman interviewed outside of Luigi Mangione’s trial who was obsessed with him romantically. I went back and then went to the bathroom, I wasn’t feeling so good. I was on the toilet for a while and then got back in time for the meeting between Tia, the Ukrainian man, Seth M, and I. We just discussed gathering our policies because an insurance company wants to work with us where they send us client’s confidential information and if we got hacked, they’re also fucked. I lasted a while and then went over for lunch, pizza. I went back and then did nothing for a while until I clocked out. I walked over to the bus stop I was going to ride to it’s end and got on. I stayed in the back writing the previous day’s entry on my computer. I watched the places nearby go from downtown to being worn out, past a park and all the trash on the side of the road. I let SuperLocalMaps go off accidentally but by the time I got there to one of those large apartments with giant parking lots (sign of the postlapsarian era). I walked to the Goodwill nearby to see what I could buy, I went inside and checked the suit jacket aisle and found nothing good, it wasn’t to my tastes, I didn’t get lucky enough to find a blue or purple or pink or green or orange or yellow Mage Male velvet suit jacket. I did go to the bathroom again. I had the opportunity to mark off a bus route hard to reach that had just arrived, but with my stomach issues, I passed and took the next bus back. I got off at 3:30pm and then took another bus home. I got to work doing an actual job; I transcribed October 1st to October 15th, 2025 today. James was in his room, I went to get Canada Dry to help my upset stomach. I just looked it up and the solution was Pepto-Bismol and its bismuth subsalicylate, I ordered bus tickets for tomorrow. I took a shower, and then bought generic Pepto-Bismol for $9 but that overdrafted and I had to add more money to my debit card. I got home, drank some of the Pepto-Bismol, and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Evil Ways - Santana (1969)
 
March 23rd, 2026: Another Tuesday, I woke up at 6:30am and took the bus into work. I got in and had tea before getting seated for the Monday meeting. From which I recorded all of this:
“…Planning in case the enthusiasm is here, something they have this meeting set. [clears throat] So happy Eid. Are we still celebrating that? Oh, yeah.” - the Latinx lady
“Oh, that one was dead.” - the CEO
“We're done?” - the Latinx lady
“Yeah.” - the CEO
“Okay, so it was this past weekend?” - the Latinx lady
“Yeah.” - The CEO
“Maybe it depends on who you were asking.” - Edgar
“Yeah. If the celebration is continuing?” - Lillehammer
“Yeah.” - Edgar
“Wow. Well, no, there was, there was-- everybo- everybody-- there was different groups had different days, I think. I think it started on-” - Edgar
“I thought there were like three days, you know.” - the Afghani man
“Yeah. Thursday, Friday- Yeah, yeah ... and then the weekend. Mm-hmm. So congratulations for celebrating that. So Mauer is out today. The Polish lady is still on vacation. Um, she's coming back the next Monday. But we have Portia here, that is, uh, taking the lead on, uh, with the visitors. Mm-hmm. Uh, Lu, are they here already?” - the Latinx lady
“No, they're gonna be arriving on Wednesday, and then I'll be out accompanying them on Thursday and Friday.” - Portia
“Okay. So I'll pass it on to you before I do my update.” - The Latinx lady
“Well, morning, folks. Sorry I'm a little late. I, I forgot my medication, so I'm fully medicated now…” - the CEO
[laughs]
“...So, um, yeah, it's, uh, it's good to-- good that we're back. Um, we're still doing really good. Um, just remember to i- i-- we have low clients, but make sure that you support anybody who touches the clients so that they can actually put in effective, uh, quality notes. It's real important that we actually continue to show quality in everything that we do because as the time rolls on to, uh, May through July, that's when the granting agencies take a closer look at us. So, uh, we're doing really good, but let's just, uh, not let up. And, uh, I don't really have anything more to talk about. Our, our funding is stable so far, and we'll just keep on, uh, looking for, uh, more funding. I, I hear that there's some movement on some of the grants we've been looking at, so we'll probably talk about those as those evolve. So any questions for me? Thank you for what you guys are doing with the clients and for each other. It's really good.” - The CEO
“So this week I'll be here until Thursday. I took a PTO on Friday to go with my son for a field trip. I don't know where, but I think I'm, um, gonna be chaperone for the field trip. Um, [clears throat] we do have a full board meeting on Wednesday that we are planning for it right now. Um, today I have a meeting with, uh, uh, people from Holiday Fundraiser. We are on the planning already for it. We already selected the theme. And then we just received some, uh, save the date magnets that we're gonna pass around. So hopefully you guys take it and put it on your fridge. Um, and let us know if you guys, um, would like to send it to any, uh, any other contact that you may have in particular so they can, um, prepare for it. Um, [clears throat] the website guy is helping me with the design, so I really like the vibe, that it looks very fresh. Um, we are also in the process of looking at proposals for a new PR company. We have had, uh, Dave A’s company for the last probably fifteen years, but it's, uh, it was gonna-- it's that time now for us to kind of look for different ideas and see what other companies may offer. So the Polish lady took the lead on sending out, um, requests for proposals. We got probably like six, seven…” - The Latinx lady
[laughter, I sigh]
“Um, so, um, we are in the review process right now. We haven't, uh, said no to Dave A’s, but we did mention that we are gonna be looking for other options. Um, website guy is also taking the lead on updating the Holiday Fundraiser website, and I know Anthony is on fence as well with supporting that. So thank you guys for doing that. It's, it's looking very, very good. Um, for next week, um, we are gonna be closing the office on the third. We do have holiday for Good Friday, so please don't come to the office. It's not gonna be open at all. Um, and then, um, the system for notifications, it has been approved, so hopefully the next time that we do get to notify you about an emergency or situation, it's gonna be a quick text message, um, instead of a voicemail. Um, but I noticed that we have like four people that haven't signed the agreement of receiving notifications. So if you did not sign that, yeah, form that says that I'm agreed to, uh, receive notifications from the institute, uh, please, um, look for that email and then just sign the form. Um, submit the form, and there is a signature part, signature part in there. Um, otherwise you won't be able to get those notifications because I do need your agreement that I'm, I've-- that you give permission to us to send you a text message. Um, and again, this is not gonna be very often. This is just gonna be when we have to notify everybody about something that is very, very important. So that, that application was approved. We are also working on additional funding for the [2 letter acronym]legal. Um, we haven't heard back about the MOU, but apparently there was some extra funding that we, um, can get, uh, to it, but we're just waiting on more support on that. And it's more for [2 letter acronym]Afghan and [2 letter acronym] Ukraine. It's specific for legal and Ukraine. So I know we did have questions about that, but hopefully once the MOU is assigned, we'll get a meeting with the legal team and then, um, figure out what it's set for and what can we do for those Ukrainian clients. Questions? Okay, so I'll pass it on to Zach A first because again, they both, Yeilxáak and Zach A, have at ten o'clock with the state.” - the Latinx lady
“Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Happy August all week. Uh, Mrauku is out sick today, so is Shima C, and Threes will be working remotely today. So if you need anything from them, reach out to me. This week I have a couple meetings starting the one at ten, but I have two meetings with the state, uh, this week. Two meetings with [5 letter acronym]. Um, and I wanna give a big shout-out to the [2 letter acronym] because of the email that I received, uh, from [5 letter acronym]. They-- We sent two cases for, uh, the, uh, review, and after review, Kay, our program officer, sent an email requesting, uh, permission if we can allow them to use our [2 letter acronym], uh, file for their training, uh, to other agencies. So that's really cool. Uh, so thank you very much.” - Zach A
“Oh, thank you, Zach A.” - the CEO
[clapping]
“Wonderful. Uh, so I expect the same with the other programs. And thank you very much for, uh, all the hard work that you're doing. Okay. Arrivals, we still have-- We have a couple arrivals this week. I'll later talk more about that. We have, uh, reports due, uh, with the states. Uh, also USRI raised some documents that are missing from our side. They're being monitored by [3 letter acronym], so I'll be working closely with them to make sure that we have, uh, our documents up-to-date with them. So that'll be the main focus for this week. Uh, I also have, uh, Wun Wun and Threes and myself are working on some really cool, uh, people service program. Uh, so we'll finalize probably possibly this week and present it to Wun Wun, the Latinx lady and see how that goes. But thank you, Wun Wun, for the creativity. Uh, other than that, I also have a couple meetings, uh, regarding mostly, uh, immigration and, uh, how to save traffic, uh, victim of human trafficking and other meetings. I'll also be approving-- reviewing and approving time cards this week, or possibly tomorrow. And also be signing check request tomorrow. I already submitted four check requests this week. And that's about it. Questions for me? Thank you.” - Zach A
I went back to see the food available to us all, which was Jimmy John’s. Wun Wun picked up a salami sandwich and asked us if it was ok to eat but I told him it’s made out of pork, I had his, he grabbed a turkey meat sandwich, and I saved one for lunch. I helped work on the computers from the event and prepared them for use as intern computers. I grabbed a disinfectant wipe for the backs of 2 and got them labeled. I dropped off the computers at the Indian lady’s desk. I ate lunch in the break room with the Afghani lady.I got a notification from Rosen asking me if I saw what I sent on Instagram, I promptly re-downloaded it and found out that the Boris Johnson event was today, not tomorrow. I clocked out quickly and then ran out to the bus stop at the same time as Ahwahn was taking the bus home, I didn't sit with her but I got off at the stop for college; however it was 1:35pm at that point so I just walked back home and got better dressed, picking up my suit jacket with the fancy buttons and a brown tie. I ran over and then got to the busy building. I bought one bottle of milk for $1.99 and then went to the bathroom before getting in the car with Nichol and Rosen. Nichol beat me to the car.
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March 24th, 2026: Tuesday today, I woke up late but got on the bus in time. I got to work a bit early yet did not brew coffee because we’re still out of the regular stuff. I got to my work station and clocked in at 8:29am. Checking my emails rendered me nothing important. While walking to the break room, this intern here on Tuesdays only asked me to get her the laptop because she said I was in charge of that, I wasn’t. I guided the intern (who wore a Hello Kitty shirt) to the office to pick up her laptop. I just let her in. She reminds me of an older version of this Hispanic woman interviewed outside of Luigi Mangione’s trial who was obsessed with him romantically. I went back and then went to the bathroom, I wasn’t feeling so good. I was on the toilet for a while and then got back in time for the meeting between Tia, the Ukrainian man, Seth M, and I. We just discussed gathering our policies because an insurance company wants to work with us where they send us client’s confidential information and if we got hacked, they’re also fucked. I lasted a while and then went over for lunch, pizza. I went back and then did nothing for a while until I clocked out. I walked over to the bus stop I was going to ride to it’s end and got on. I stayed in the back writing the previous day’s entry on my computer. I watched the places nearby go from downtown to being worn out, past a park and all the trash on the side of the road. I let SuperLocalMaps go off accidentally but by the time I got there to one of those large apartments with giant parking lots (sign of the postlapsarian era). I walked to the Goodwill nearby to see what I could buy, I went inside and checked the suit jacket aisle and found nothing good, it wasn’t to my tastes, I didn’t get lucky enough to find a blue or purple or pink or green or orange or yellow Mage Male velvet suit jacket. I did go to the bathroom again. I had the opportunity to mark off a bus route hard to reach that had just arrived, but with my stomach issues, I passed and took the next bus back. I got off at 3:30pm and then took another bus home. I got to work doing an actual job; I transcribed October 1st to October 15th, 2025 today. James was in his room, I went to get Canada Dry to help my upset stomach. I just looked it up and the solution was Pepto-Bismol and its bismuth subsalicylate, I ordered bus tickets for tomorrow. I took a shower, and then bought generic Pepto-Bismol for $9 but that overdrafted and I had to add more money to my debit card. I got home, drank some of the Pepto-Bismol, and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Evil Ways - Santana (1969)
why did you want to find a suit jacket with a specific color
 
March 25th, 2026: Another day of work. I got up and got coffee today before heading to work on the bus. I spotted the Indian lady and also the toothy real woman. I didn’t take a photo. I got in and worked on checking emails, no sight of the one that Tia said she’d send me. I did nothing except fill paper once. At 9:56am, I texted Jesse:
>I didn’t seem to get my W-2 in the mail, is it ok if I stop by [work] and pick up a copy of it?
He accepted. I attended a meeting between Seth M, the Ukrainian man, and I about file creation on the shared server. I said hi to the Rastafarian while Portia was helping Khadija’s brother’s wife. I passed by the older Ukrainian woman and then I went to lunch at 12:00pm. I bought a slice of mac n cheese pizza just before Portia got there. She then remarked:
“Haven’t seen you in a while.”
I replied:
“Yeah, I haven’t been in your branch of the office for a while.”
We talked for a bit but she had that latent hostility that I feel like everyone has. Portia left after ordering her pizza, I stayed to eat. When I got back there was little left to do so I clocked out at 1:09pm. I took the bus back to my old workspace and I said hi to Safiyya first and then went to the bathroom. Still not feeling good. I got out and said hi to Jesse as he guided me through the back, saying hi to John, Bill, Will, seeing the upgraded lift. I went upstairs and got into the office. I had it printed out and then I went downstairs to shop. I said hi to Hill while he was stocking the sauces. While going over to the bakery to see Sabrina, I spotted her and Krystal accidentally drop a slice of cake, I said hi to them. I got pecorino romano cheese, medium asiago cheese, nested spinach tagiallele, lemon linguini, and white wine for a total of $66 out of my money. I got on the bus and took it home. When I got back James was there so I told him I’d be leaving soon. I transcribed from October 16th to October 31st, 2025 today before doing some RPG Maker stuff. I left at 5:08pm with my stuff in my rolling suitcase to have a wheel fall off a few times. When I got near the bus stop. I saw a Black guy who looked like Nathan, I overheard his call and he mentioned dancers so I knew it was him. I got into the place and waited until 6:05pm for my late bus. We departed at 6:10pm and arrived at 7:45pm. My dad drove me home and made us leftover chili. I gave the mean cat a little bit of milk and then I found the nice cat. I showed my dad all the groceries I got and he thanked me. I took the nice cat up to my room, took a shower, I had this weird thought about Agaw being like Lizzo, and refusing to set me up with any of her single friends because she despises me. I still need to confront Lizzo on her betrayal. I then went to bed cuddling a cat for once in a long time.

Song of the Day: Miracles Out Of Nowhere - Kansas (1976)
 
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March 26th, 2026: I woke up with my good cat on my chest. I had to get her off sadly and go down to encounter my mean cat begging for milk, I poured her a tiny dish and ate my cereal separately. I went upstairs to transcribe more today until my dad had me haul some sticks to this burn pile, I only spotted two and then saw his work converting an old building on our property to a usable apartment. He got the shower working and the pull out bed was slightly workable. I went back inside for a bit and then had to come out to grab a lot more sticks from beside the apple trees and haul them to the burn pile. I had to make like 5 trips to and from on the electric lawnmower with the cart in tow. I remember one time getting one of the branches caught on the low hanging almost dead apple tree and it all came falling off, I had to put it back on. I got it complete and had to take my boots off in the garage because I think I stepped in those deer shit pellets. I transcribed from November 1st to November 15th, 2025 today. I went upstairs until my dad came in and asked me if I wanted to go shopping with him. First we went to Menards to pick up some black metal door hinges and then drove to this other similar store to drop off two older wheels with some mud on them and 2 new tires. I saw a woman from high school who played in a play with me, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, I was Francis Flute and she was Helena. I went to the back and took a picture of the peeping chicks before posting it in the family groupchst at 4:21pm:
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<0 - mom
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<But they don't have a home - dad
<So sorry - mom
We wandered over to an aisle where they had crossbows and we joked that we’d buy one instead. The cheapest one we grabbed was $234.99. We got some candy and then checked out before heading to a third tech shop and picked up an order. We drove home as I ordered us tickets to see Project Hail Mary. It costs us $40.00 ish to get 2 tickets at 7:00pm… They hit us with a $5.00 “convenience fee”. I stopped to buy some generic Pepto-Bismol for my stomach. I got back and drank a cap full. I waited around a bit and then we left at 5:50pm to get dinner at a restaurant. It was packed but this old guy with a long white beard found us 2 seats, I ordered a bleu burger and loved it. We were out of there by 6:30pm and got to the cinema. On the walk in, there was this couple in front of us where the woman was taller than the man. I ordered popcorn and was complimented on my vinyl jacket. We got in and loved the movie. I didn’t understand how Rocky the Eridian could understand Ryland Grace really, but I noticed they never mentioned other life forms on the planet, or even Eridian history. It was 2 hours and 37 minutes so by the time we got home, mom was there and she was happy to see me. I took a shower and cuddled my nice cat to sleep.

Song of the Day: Smells Like Funk - Black Eye Peas (2003)
 
March 26th, 2026: I woke up with my good cat on my chest. I had to get her off sadly and go down to encounter my mean cat begging for milk, I poured her a tiny dish and ate my cereal separately. I went upstairs to transcribe more today until my dad had me haul some sticks to this burn pile, I only spotted two and then saw his work converting an old building on our property to a usable apartment. He got the shower working and the pull out bed was slightly workable. I went back inside for a bit and then had to come out to grab a lot more sticks from beside the apple trees and haul them to the burn pile. I had to make like 5 trips to and from on the electric lawnmower with the cart in tow. I remember one time getting one of the branches caught on the low hanging almost dead apple tree and it all came falling off, I had to put it back on. I got it complete and had to take my boots off in the garage because I think I stepped in those deer shit pellets. I transcribed from November 1st to November 15th, 2025 today. I went upstairs until my dad came in and asked me if I wanted to go shopping with him. First we went to Menards to pick up some black metal door hinges and then drove to this other similar store to drop off two older wheels with some mud on them and 2 new tires. I saw a woman from high school who played in a play with me, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, I was Francis Flute and she was Helena. I went to the back and took a picture of the peeping chicks before posting it in the family groupchst at 4:21pm:
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>How many should I get?

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<But they don't have a home - dad
<So sorry - mom
We wandered over to an aisle where they had crossbows and we joked that we’d buy one instead. The cheapest one we grabbed was $234.99. We got some candy and then checked out before heading to a third tech shop and picked up an order. We drove home as I ordered us tickets to see Project Hail Mary. It costs us $40.00 ish to get 2 tickets at 7:00pm… They hit us with a $5.00 “convenience fee”. I stopped to buy some generic Pepto-Bismol for my stomach. I got back and drank a cap full. I waited around a bit and then we left at 5:50pm to get dinner at a restaurant. It was packed but this old guy with a long white beard found us 2 seats, I ordered a bleu burger and loved it. We were out of there by 6:30pm and got to the cinema. On the walk in, there was this couple in front of us where the woman was taller than the man. I ordered popcorn and was complimented on my vinyl jacket. We got in and loved the movie. I didn’t understand how Rocky the Eridian could understand Ryland Grace really, but I noticed they never mentioned other life forms on the planet, or even Eridian history. It was 2 hours and 37 minutes so by the time we got home, mom was there and she was happy to see me. I took a shower and cuddled my nice cat to sleep.

Song of the Day: Smells Like Funk - Black Eye Peas (2003)
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March 27th, 2026: Lazy Friday today, I woke up at 7:30am cuddling my nice cat. I went downstairs to make myself cereal for breakfast while my mean cat begs for milk. I grabbed some coffee and went back upstairs. I chilled for a while and worked on transcribing from soyjak.forum to the google doc first, then from the Google doc to the new Booru forum. When I went downstairs for more coffee, my mom said to me:
“Hey, we’re gonna be going on two forced family marches while you’re here?”
I begrudgingly said:
“Yeah sure, what's the first one?”
My mom replied:
“Well it’s a 40 minute hike at this lake.”
I didn’t find out the exact lake until later, but I remembered that I thought she said the hike was 40 minutes away. And the second one, it was going to the No Kings protest on Saturday… I didn’t have the heart to tell them I didn’t want to go, sadly. With my parents, asking if you want to do something is essentially a command that you’re going to do that something with them and you don’t have a say. Lunch was these weird scrambled eggs with cottage cheese or whatever put in them; a recipe that grandma Jane found on the internet recently. The old recipe was far better. I went up to my room for a while until it was time to go hiking. We drove all the way to the hike in the backroads of the county. I ended up spending 40 minutes hiking along a stream. On the way my mom joked about drinking ‘raw water’, I’m not talking about fluoride free water, I’m talking about unboiled water. Apparently my 7th Day Adventist cousin told my parents that he tried that once and ended up having spontaneous diarrhea in a hotel because of that. My mom said he was inspired by RFK Jr. I asked about the story with him losing a kidney in a bathroom but that was bogus he told me according to my mom, but then joked about Programmer uncle donating a part of his liver. What Programmer uncle actually did was sign up for some drug tests to pay for college, my grandma didn’t like that but he pointed out that he wouldn’t do that if they paid for his college, my mom mentioned a drug that wasn’t tested on women but caused pregnancy defects, I remembered it was thalidomide from the Billy Joel song. Halfway through we crossed a bridge and then headed back, my dad noticed I was walking in a swerving pattern and remarked I was just like a snake. I corrected my walking habits until we got to the car and drove to a farm store one town over. I just had to look at the little chicks they had, even including a thing filled with baby ducks, there was one aluminum tub that was supposed to have baby turkeys but it was empty. I helped my parents bring this plastic tub to the minivan. I then stayed in the van with my dad while my mom shopped at ALDI’s. We got home and then I transcribed from November 16th to November 30th, 2025 in the Booru blog. I went down for dinner and then was asked by my dad afterwards:
“Is there any movie in the world that you can think of and say: ‘Why didn’t my parents show me this when I was younger?’ like any one?”
I replied:
“Amadeus.”
I had seen a ton of meme clips. My mom said she kind of liked it and my dad also liked it. We got started and I absolutely loved it, There was the one scene of Salieri and Constanze going over his notes and I remarked that the clip had become a meme online used to express something being so good. My mom said it was actually Salieri being scared of Mozart’s genius musical talents. I finished and loved it. I took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: One Bad Habit - Tim McGraw (2024)
 
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