>im probably gonna kill myself soon, all my online friends view my account on the shlog, now they have video proof of me being a chasing discord real woman just leak my ip, i deserve it all, let them on a chase to find me in my small ass town
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I used to dream about having a massive aquarium for otters in my backyard and just laying on the rocks with them all day.

Also one time at the zoo the otters were sitting around doing nothing until I came up to the glass and then they started swimming arounf like crazy in front of me and I have been riding that high ever since
 
I find it strange how most Christians boast themselves for their justness whilst mocking those who question pretty glaring flaws in Christian faith. So much for straying from the big bad sin of pride, eh?
“Heh, let me guess NEXT you’ll be asking how flawed, evil creations were created by a seemingly flawless and loving God!”
“Well…I wasn’t going to but why is that anyway?”
“Wow, uh, talk about needing new arguments, fucking caca!”
“Yeah, but why, anwser the question?”
“This has been answered before by theologians, who cares! Seek Jesus bro!”
“Then why can’t you answer it?”
At this point you’ll either get ghosted or stuck in a loop of mindless mocking, from supposedly “humble” and “practicing” preachers of Christ.
 
i am Groot! *holds up spork*
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the car rattles so much when i rev it but the engine is finally rebuilt, it needs some new engine mounts doebeit
 
I was caught stimfapping
For context, im 30 years old and live with my parents

I was jacking it in my room late at night (on cr@ck) and suddenly I needed to shit really bad, so I tried to stand up but I shat myself and it made a really loud sound. I suspect the sound woke up my elderly mother who came into my room and caught me with a Cr@ck pipe, butt naked with shit all over my bed. I was wearing the upper half of an authentic gestapo uniform (I have a fetish) and she immediately screamed and ran out, im sitting in the corner of my room with a shitty ass and a rancid smell in my room and I dont know how to talk to her in the morning
 
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Considering a lot of factors primarily pertaining to how, what and when I found out about nasty shit on the internet, it is a MIRACLE I'm not some groomed ubercacaot on some Discord somewhere. Just looking back to when I initially got kicked into the more sane side of similar folks, there's way too many butterfly effects for comfort along the way.
 
They’re currently discussing a new member of the group and how “OH MAY GAWD STOP SHES NORMAL DON SAY THAF, SHE DO SPORTS” “SHE DUN EVEN KNOW FANDUMBS” then they’re on about fanfiction and some anime shit. Librarian has told them to zip it twice now. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I just want to rest my head.
Just heard one of them describe something as “Schizophrenia with extra steps!” and how they “just hear things some times!”. Get me OUT OF HERE. [cry]
 
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