guess the above user's future crime

[Sloppyjakky`]

GuardianZet virus infects him

 

[Thomsen]

Assassination on guardianzet MLG noscope 360 style

 

[Thrembolone]

sexual harassment

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Raping GuardianZet TVRKARYAN style

 

[tho420]

ricardo

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

i think weed usqge i think he likes weed idk guys

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Takes off xer hijab

 

[Foggurt]

Thoughtcrimes against the wholesome trans and brown communities.

 

[pig]

giving C4 to kids as play dough

 

[PRINCEssparkles]

clanks an ai robot in 2035 and it accuses him of rape and wins bc moids always lose

 

[Foggurt]

Being too fabulous and valid

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Tried as a co-conspirator in a murder because his ' GF crushes some shmuck to death

 

[Alabama Penis Man]

Chemical warfare

 

[木制的尼尔森]

rape

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Speaking ill of the CCP

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Brapping up the log.

 

[Apeson]

loitering

 

[CX2]

speeding

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Grooming

 

[YellowLee]

robbery