CHOOSE YOUR OWN SHROOMVENTURE

[Sloppyjakky`]

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Shroomy thinks for a few minutes, and decides to head west. After passing by a field of flowers and a pond, he sees a big bonfire being tended to by little green goblins. The goblins have several tiny houses and one large teepee near the center of town. The goblins are laughing at how big the fire they have made is, while other goblins run around town and enjoy themselves. The smoke from the fire is obscuring Shroomy, so the goblins are not aware of him or his scent. What will Shroomy do?​

start beating your shit to the fire

 

[DOLL]

Piss on the fire to remove it.​

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.

"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.

"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

 

[CX2]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
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"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

rape goblin with biwisi

 

[Idkchud]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
View attachment 137931
"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

brap on them

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
View attachment 137931
"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

crush them to death

 

[YellowLee]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
View attachment 137931
"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

stomp on them like ants

 

[Apeson]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
View attachment 137931
"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

Call them racist

 

[jim🅱️о]

Call them racist

And then teach them about transgenderism so that they may express their trve selves

 

[DOLL]

Call them racist

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.

"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
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"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

grab one of their houses and throw it at them to intimidate them

 

[jim🅱️о]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
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"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

Brap really hard so that the goblins die and then run away

 

[catjakker]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
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"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

sit your shroomy ass down and listen

 

[trlxz]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
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"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

transition

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
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"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

Pay reparations

 

[CadoTheFartingChud]

Rape and murder them all

 

[DOLL]

Double or nothing tomorrow

 

[DOLL]

New rule no weekend events as many people are vying for my time recently on weekends

 

[David Baszucki]

Shroomy, seeing a golden opportunity, drops his pants and pisses on the bonfire.
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"Ahhhhhh, that be feelin nice o algo" Shroomy sighs in relief. The goblins are raging in anger. One of them climbs up Shroomy's leg and chest, and looks him in the eye.
View attachment 137931
"YOU RUIN OUR YEARLY FIREDANCE AND MADE WHOLE VILLAGE SMELL LIKE POOPOO! WE SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS GRABBING ALL WOOD FOR FIRE! WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
What will Shroomy do?​

Shroomy pees on the goblin's face.

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Shroomy frowns and says "Ay mang das racist as hell yall aint got the right to be like dat"
Another goblin pushes the other goblin aside and gets in Shroomy's face.
View attachment 138125
"THIS WHY GOBLIN HATE HUMAN! THEY MAKE RACE AN ISSUE BY DOING BAD THING AND BLAMING GOBLIN! YOU NEED FIXING NOW!"
A small army of goblins is gathering by Shroomy, armed with splinters of wood and bits of metal. Things are starting to get ugly..... what will Shroomy do?​

start gooning to the goblins

 

[WHATTHEFUCK]

HE DIES THE END