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>TYRONE I'M SORRY TYRONE, I'M A BIT LOW ON FUNDS, THANKS TO ME VOTING IN THAT EXTREME LEFTIST MAYOR LAST YEAR MY WORKPLACE IS CUTTING WHITE M*N'S SALARY IN HALF AND I CAN'T AFFORD THE RATE TO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SHITTY noob NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO OPT OUT OF FUCKING MY WIFE THIS WEEK, SHE'S OVULATING AND I NEED AT LEAST 5 BLACK BABIES TO MAKE UP FOR THE WHITE BABIES BORN TODAY, I HAVE A TRACKER AT THE HOSPITAL SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT
>TYRONE NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE FOR FREE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY, THIS IS WHY I BUY EVERY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA RECORD WHEN THEY DROP AND ALSO BUY EXCLUSIVE VINYL OF LOVELESS WITH 'TOUCHED' EXCLUDED BECAUSE IT RUINS THAT PIECE OF AWESOMESAUCE EPICNESS
>WELL GUESS WE'LL DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY, GUESS I NEED TO STEAL FROM HOMELESS WHITE PEOPLE AGAIN, I DON'T FEEL BAD SINCE I KNOW THEY DESERVED IT. THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MORE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA
 
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD
>IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY????????
>WHAT'S THIS???? NO!!!!!!!
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!??
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU *WILL* FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
>ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS M*N AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN THOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS
>YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WH*TE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES
>WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE M*N ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE P*OPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING noob NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
>ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE noobS THE WHAT FOR
 
>ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>T-TYRONE...WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING noob, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL *blows tyrone's head off* GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES
 
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY God, YOU FUCKING noob, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING noobS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
 
>AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
>HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK.
>YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB noob THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB noob THAT YOU ARE. God IT'S 2021.
 
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG!!! THATS LE BAD OK!!!!!!! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN!! NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC noobS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY FAT noob CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF SHIT BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND
 
>TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING noob TYRONE!
 
>TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI... CHRI... XTIAN TYRONE???
>TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT ChristIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF SHIT TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
>I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A ChristIAN
>I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A ChristIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE?
>IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING noob!
>I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
>You stupid transphobic chud... YOU DENYING SEX TO A BEAUTIFUL TRANSWOMAN LIKE MYSELF IS AKIN TO DIRECTLY MURDERING PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING CHUD YOU. I'LL GO TO THE CLOSEST CONVENIENCE STORE AND AXE-MURDER EVERYONE I FIND THERE WHILE BLASTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM A PORTABLE STEREO.ALL THEIR BLOOD WILL BE ON *YOUR* HANDS FOR DENYING SEX TO A TRANSGIRL. YOU'RE A MURDERER *dilates*
 
>TYRONE, YOU APE, YOU ANIMAL, YOU FUCKING MONKEY noob. GO CLIMB A TREE OF BANANAS AND EAT THEM YOU STUPID BABOON. YOU GORILLA. YOU UNEVOLVED HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LOVELIESCRUSHING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE! JUST BECAUSE THEY BOTH USE WHTIE NOISE IT'S NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE TO CONFUSE THEM TYRONE, NOW I HAVE TO CHECK THROUGH THE ENTIRE PLAYLIST. UGH AND I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO HOW YOU WERE FUCKING MY WIFE JUST NOW BEFORE WE HAD TO INTERRUPT IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOUR DUMB SUBHUMAN BRAIN CANT SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVELIESCRUSHING AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. UGH, UGH. UGH!!!!!!!!!
 
>TYRONE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN STRICTLY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA EVERYTIME YOU FUCK MY WIFE. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO IT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE EVEN WHEN I WASN'T AROUND.
>OH MY SCIENCE. DO YOU REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND? THE POINT OF IT ALL? DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING AT ALL? TYRONE! THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN ME, AND THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY STUPID WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE. THIS ACTION, MY SUBMISSION AND YOUR DOMINATION, YOUR BULLING, IT IS NOT JUST AN ACTION BORN FROM A FETISH, TYRONE. IT TRANSCENDS ALL MATERIALISTIC REASONS. IT IS THE FULFILLMENT OF A PROMISE, TYRONE. THE PROMISE THAT EVERY WHITE PERSON NEEDS TO MAKE TO ATONE FOR THEIR SINS. IT IS ATONEMENT, TYRONE. CAN'T YOU SEE? HERE WE BECOME REDEEMED. BY ALLOWING YOUR SPERM TO INSIMINATE THE TOXIC WHITE EGGS OF MY WIFE, THEY BECOME PURIFIED, AND I, AS THE KEK, BECOME THE ENABLER OF THIS PURIFICATION PROCESS, IT'S OVERSEER, IT'S GUARDIAN, AS IT WERE, TYRONE. ALL OF THIS IS SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE WE KNOW God DOESNT EXIST SO IT MUST BE SCIENTIFIC BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? APPARENTLY YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE YOU CANT SEE HOW JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THE KEY TO THIS RITUAL. IT HAS PROFOUND MEANING TYONRE, AND YOU SHIT ALL OVER IT WHENEVER YOU FUCK MY WIFE WITHOUT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING. YOU KNOW WHAT, TYRONE? I'M STARTING TO THINK MY ANCESTORS WERE RIGHT IN ENSLAVING YOU; THAT THE CIVIL WAR WAS WON BY THE WRONG SIDE. I FEEL AS IF MAYBE MY GREAT GREAT GRAND-FATHER WAS CORRECT IN FIGHTING TO KEEP YOU DUMB noobS ENSLAVED, TYRONE. EVERYTHING YOU DO SEEMS TO PROVE THAT YOU DO DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED. IT'D BE MUCH EASIER TO FORCE YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE WHILE WE LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IF YOU HAD NO RIGHTS. AT LEAST WE WOULDN'T NEED TO KEEP LISTENING TO THAT AWFUL SHIT THAT IS "Touched" FROM MBV'S LOVELESS.
 
>FUCKING RIGHTISTS NEVER READ, THEY'RE SO FUCKING dummyED, THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY'RE ANTICOMMUNISTS AND RELIGIOUS, THERE'S NO OTHER EXPLANATION
>ME? WELL, OF COURSE, ACTUALLY I UH, I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION AFTER I LISTENED TO MY PROFESSOR Goldberg RANT AND I MEAN HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SO HE KNOWS BEST, AND I CAME TO THE SAME EPIPHANY THAT KARL MARX WAS RIGHT AFTER SMOKING SOME WEED AND LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU FUCKED MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER, TYRONE
>SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING ME? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE AND YOU DONT EVEN READ, YOU'RE JUST A noob WHO'S HERE TO FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GET BACK TO IT AS I RESHUFFLE THIS PLAYLIST OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC
 
>TYRONE THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER
>TYRONE YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS?
>THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES. YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING.
>YOU WILL GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE
 
>NOOO SHOEGAZE NOISE DRONE MASTERMIND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS GOOD AND SO IS EVERY OTHER DRONE ARTIST WITH SHOEGAZE IN IT
>BEING INCOMPREHENSIBLE STUPID JUST MEANS YOU WERE PLEB FILTERED.
>STOBB POSTING I SAID YOU WERE PLEEEBE FILTEEERED!!!!11!
>ITS A METAPHOR FOR ALIENATION IN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM, THIS HOW 2021 REALLY FEELS
>AFTER THE REVOLUTION THEY'LL PROBABLY COMPOSE SYMPHONIES OR MAKE PEACEFUL AMBIENT LIKE WILLAMETTE
 
>FUCKING YES, I DO LOVE JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA!!!! I'M WAVING MY UNTONED ARMS IN EXCITEMENT AT THE THOUGHT OF LISTENING TO A NEW ENTIRE ALBUM OF JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, MAN!! MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAYS I'VE BEEN A GOOD KEK LATELY SO HE'S REWARDING ME WITH 20 VINLY RECORDS OF EPIC JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC, IN FACT THEY'RE BUYING IT RIGHT NOW, THEY JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK FROM THE SÓY STORE AND THAT THEY HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ME!! I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED, I HOPE IT'S MY NEW KEK CAGE WITH THE ANTIFA LOGO!! I'M PISSING MYSELF IN EXCITEMENT BUT I CAN'T GO TO TO THE TOILET BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE KEKSHED’S KEY WITH THEM AND I'M LOCKED. BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I CAN FILL MY OLD EMPTY SÓY DRINK GLASSES WITH THEM. THEY ARE EPIC GLASSES WITH MARX'S FACE ON THEM. HAHA, YEAH, LOVE THAT GUY. OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE MY LATEST VIDEOGAMES AND SUPERHERO MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF WHILE WIFEY AND HIS BOYFRIEND, WHO I CONSIDER MY BEST FRIEND, DRIVE BACK HOME. I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE TOO LONG BUT HEY, I TOLD THEM THEY COULD STOP FOR SOME BED FUN AT THE MOTEL, HAHA. YEAH, I'M OPEN MINDED AND TOLERANT LIKE THAT. I WISH HE CONSIDERED ME HIS BEST FRIEND TOO, HE SAYS I'M ONLY HIS SÓYSLAVE AND A VERY SKILLED KEKMAN BUT I THINK HE KIND OF RESPECTS ME, OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T GET ME NEW VIDEOGAMES AND JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA MUSIC OR PAY FOR MY VASECTOMY. OH MAN, BEING THIS EXCITED MADE ME SWEAT SO MUCH. GONNA GO POUR ME SOME MORE SÓYLENT IN MY SUPERHERO-THEMED MUG AND KEEP DAYDREAMING.
 
>T-TYRONE...TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE...I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE-
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO God I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE noobS AND cacaOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR BBC AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR BBC IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK noob FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING noob
 

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