Do cushions contribute to the slow real womanification of Minecraft?

[Onzikin]

 

[YellowLee]

The next update will feature real women being added

 

[dap]

every version after 1.12.2 is real womanslahp

 

[Onzikin]

every version after 1.12.2 is real womanslahp

Blast furnaces are good though.

 

[moidsy]

the next update will add ttd

 

[Apeson]

Blast furnaces are good though.

more like assblasted furnaces. Learn redstone.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>slow

 

[dap]

every version after 1.12.2 is real womanslahp

i have no proper opinion nor complex reasoning to back this up, i just played 1.12.2 the most

 

[Onzikin]

more like assblasted furnaces. Learn redstone.

Oh yes. I love using regular furnaces. I love waiting. Isnt it so fun to wait?

 

[Onzikin]

i have no proper opinion nor complex reasoning to back this up, i just played 1.12.2 the most

I wish I could make a mod where I handpick which features I like from the newer updates and add them to 1.12 while ignoring real womanslop like the sniffer.

 

[Apeson]

Oh yes. I love using regular furnaces. I love waiting. Isnt it so fun to wait?

Learn redstone.

 

[supersage]

No, it was a very slow and gradual process that started around ~1.9 when Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft, 1.9 is not real womancore, in fact I like the combat changes (except axes being OP, elytras and shields being a pussy move because they block EVERYTHING).
Around 1.12 you could TELL it was going to be real womanified, with it becoming more "heccin cozy" and adding useless shit no noob would ever need in a survival game.
1.14 (or .13) which raped the textures also contributed to it.
>inb4 netherrite
Netherrite is meant to look hideous, or be an acquired taste, sort of like Danish Plush. As the Nether is literally meant to be a representation of hell, therefore be unpleasant. But the modern DEI hires Microsoft hired for the job ruined it, to make it look more heccin "cozy" and appeal to a wider audience, in the process raping the pure unmolested nature of the survival elements of Minecraft.
Anything after 1.13~14 is pure unfethered real womancore, shittily optimized and filled with useless shit no noob ever asked for.

TL;DR better than adventure is better, go play that instead.

 

[supersage]

more like assblasted furnaces. Learn redstone.

seeing if somebody knows redstone is actually a really effective way to measure intelligence, as it's literally just "put this shit where you want it to be activated"

 

[Onzikin]

No, it was a very slow and gradual process that started around ~1.9 when Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft, 1.9 is not real womancore, in fact I like the combat changes (except axes being OP, elytras and shields being a pussy move because they block EVERYTHING).
Around 1.12 you could TELL it was going to be real womanified, with it becoming more "heccin cozy" and adding useless shit no noob would ever need in a survival game.
1.14 (or .13) which raped the textures also contributed to it.
>inb4 netherrite
Netherrite is meant to look hideous, or be an acquired taste, sort of like Danish Plush. As the Nether is literally meant to be a representation of hell, therefore be unpleasant. But the modern DEI hires Microsoft hired for the job ruined it, to make it look more heccin "cozy" and appeal to a wider audience, in the process raping the pure unmolested nature of the survival elements of Minecraft.
Anything after 1.13~14 is pure unfethered real womancore, shittily optimized and filled with useless shit no noob ever asked for.

TL;DR better than adventure is better, go play that instead.

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Out of the Microsoft updates, I think 1.16 was the last update that had some spark of sovl. I like the bigger caves but the whole splitting it into parts was shaky. Everything after 1.20 is slop to me. But I do think the autocrafter was cool.

 

[supersage]

Out of the Microsoft updates, I think 1.16 was the last update that had some spark of sovl. I like the bigger caves but the whole splitting it into parts was shaky. Everything after 1.20 is slop to me. But I do think the autocrafter was cool.

I don't like caves and cliffs because it made caves too easy to find imo, and killed off strip/shaft mining due to needing to dig twice as deep in twice as hard to break stone to find diamonds, but I get where you're coming from.

The nether biomes were also cool, but the piglins were too de-brutalized in comparison to the Pigmen (?) that came before it.

 

[Apeson]

Out of the Microsoft updates, I think 1.16 was the last update that had some spark of sovl. I like the bigger caves but the whole splitting it into parts was shaky. Everything after 1.20 is slop to me. But I do think the autocrafter was cool.

caves and cliffs ruined the game

 

[Apeson]

"netherite sword" just doesn't hit the same. This game has completely lost it's soul

 

[YellowLee]

"netherite sword" just doesn't hit the same. This game has completely lost it's soul

They can't afford the diamond-diamond sword

 

[supersage]

Minecraft wooooooooooon't aaaaaaaaaaadddddd inches to your coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooockkkkkkkkk

 

[Onzikin]

Minecraft wooooooooooon't aaaaaaaaaaadddddd inches to your coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooockkkkkkkkk

But it might make you lose inches by convincing you to cut it off.