Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

@DOLL

@Shroot

 

[AshkeNazi]

>I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.
>Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children.
>The way this thread had a blazing light of PPH and then got cut down in its prime like a noob baby shot out of the sky with buckshot, was a gem.
>but only oldgods were here for the shitskin annihilator wars
>He has changed races, he is no longer black, nor is he white, he is soyak with ears.
last one is from 4chuds, rest are from the sharty iirc

 

[YellowLee]

larp copypasta
>Everybody who supported you now hates you, all of the staff, all of your friends feel betrayed, i still chose to believe that you'd do a much better job until your last day as admin around the sharty, despite the things i told you in mod pms if you even bothered to read them. I really wanted to see you finish up nusoi, despite you not liking me much, you were still my admin. And the person i asked froot to put in a position of power. Nevertheless now you are most likely the most disgraced admin in the history of this website, you might say you do not care, but i think deep inside it still affected you, and you chose to sell. You are the person who has now split the soysphere in two, i reckon there is not gonna be a fun way out of this. The wiki, sharty under the most mysterious nuadmin... And the booru, continuing on track to becoming whatever you want it to become. For circlejerking with your friends in baitcord all day, not caring about your userbase, not updating nusoi in months and abandoning your janny team, you deserve this. You are a mentally unstable person who has so much difficulty with communicating with others that you took down the integrity of the soysphere together with your problems you should have kept to yourself, also, you are, UNDENIABLY, a much, more, GAY, ASS, noob than me. Stop projecting. And when the entire booru keeps crying about the problems of this administration, just know that i was there. Remember the fun, remember what perhaps could be. That vote is not passing either way, i am not becoming an admin again, and i will likely not use this place for much longer, i had fun, i achieved what i wanted, i will be moving back to the sharty and my gameservers once again. You might be able to find me there if you want to keep in contact.

 

[moidsy]

larp copypasta
>Everybody who supported you now hates you, all of the staff, all of your friends feel betrayed, i still chose to believe that you'd do a much better job until your last day as admin around the sharty, despite the things i told you in mod pms if you even bothered to read them. I really wanted to see you finish up nusoi, despite you not liking me much, you were still my admin. And the person i asked froot to put in a position of power. Nevertheless now you are most likely the most disgraced admin in the history of this website, you might say you do not care, but i think deep inside it still affected you, and you chose to sell. You are the person who has now split the soysphere in two, i reckon there is not gonna be a fun way out of this. The wiki, sharty under the most mysterious nuadmin... And the booru, continuing on track to becoming whatever you want it to become. For circlejerking with your friends in baitcord all day, not caring about your userbase, not updating nusoi in months and abandoning your janny team, you deserve this. You are a mentally unstable person who has so much difficulty with communicating with others that you took down the integrity of the soysphere together with your problems you should have kept to yourself, also, you are, UNDENIABLY, a much, more, GAY, ASS, noob than me. Stop projecting. And when the entire booru keeps crying about the problems of this administration, just know that i was there. Remember the fun, remember what perhaps could be. That vote is not passing either way, i am not becoming an admin again, and i will likely not use this place for much longer, i had fun, i achieved what i wanted, i will be moving back to the sharty and my gameservers once again. You might be able to find me there if you want to keep in contact.

i bet my left testicle that quote will never read this

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm going to look through all 40 pages of this thread and put the best quote on a t-shirt

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>Holy fuck my girlcock is about to EXPLODE :3

Top contender

 

[shekel]

Top contender

How about this?

>Anyone saying no is lying. I'd be slobbering over that thing with my back hunched over all day.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

How about this?

I forgot about that one, it might be my favorite. I laughed my ass off when I first saw that
I'll probably choose this

 

[shipment]

>Sneed's broot and leak, formerly a leader

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

>Sneed's broot and leak, formerly a leader

@𝒮𝒽𝓇ℴℴ𝓉

 

[Apolloyon]

>I wished I was white, but I turned brown. And now the police is coming to get me and my life's been turned upside down.

 

[shipment]

>they're posting gubby porn

 

[shipment]

>It’s a poon eat poon world

 

[moidsy]

>"Halfbrick" and yet you guys seems to be fully bricked when you start talking about your "jolteon"

 

[Apeson]

>"Halfbrick" and yet you guys seems to be fully bricked when you start talking about your "jolteon"

@𝒮𝒽𝓇ℴℴ𝓉 this one's too good to pass off

 

[Barry]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

 

[Apolloyon]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>Ironically I'm the only non degenerate on this site. I am a romantic, I want a genuine relationship with a lovely woman. Not lust.
<Aryan space
>Going to the toilet is EPI.
<Aryan space
>I wished I was white, but I turned brown. And now the police is coming to get me and my life's been turned upside down.
<Aryan space
>Why does real womanella kind of look sisа in this

 

[YellowLee]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>yellow

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

>shitting on the street is aryan boorucuck

 

[CX2]

the one cargo sent about gubby porn