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noobs are genuinely gooning in that tweets replies shits insanenot like it matters soyjaks aren't even that funny anymore but i'd rather it not be turned into caca shit though ig it already has to some extent
It's based and ragebaited into lucidityNone of you will believe me. You haven't the past 283th times nor will you the next few. I have been perpetually stuck in a time-loop of this day in August for the past 332 days. I can't take it anymore. Every day it always goes by the same. The site as dead as ever. The same topics discussed. I don't know how much longer I can take it, but I've been saying that for weeks at this point, or rather, today.
Don't care larpcacaNone of you will believe me. You haven't the past 283th times nor will you the next few. I have been perpetually stuck in a time-loop of this day in August for the past 332 days. I can't take it anymore. Every day it always goes by the same. The site as dead as ever. The same topics discussed. I don't know how much longer I can take it, but I've been saying that for weeks at this point, or rather, today.
what the fuck are you talking about?Honestly soyjak kinda fit those types of characters that get drawn like you know buffed with a lot of hair and they're gay so it's more dooming because more popular it is the more of this shit is gonna be
Don't care larpcaca
I could keep up the dummyed spur-of-the-moment bit but I'm already bored of it. #rapedIt's based and ragebaited into lucidity
I'm talking about how soyjak characters fit to be drawn using popular gay porn character designs because they're fat and bearded which will inevitably lead to the growth of more of thsoe kinds of pictures since soyjaks are getting mainstreamwhat the fuck are you talking about?
how do you know what popular gay porn characters look like? cacaot!I'm talking about how soyjak characters fit to be drawn using popular gay porn character designs because they're fat and bearded which will inevitably lead to the growth of more of thsoe kinds of pictures since soyjaks are getting mainstream
If knowing everything in the universe makes me cacaot so be it...how do you know what popular gay porn characters look like? cacaot!
All wrote from my perspective by the way.I was only 9 years old. I loved Derpy so much, I had all the merchandise, posters, and limited-edition muffin tins. Every night before bed, I prayed to Derpy and thanked her for the life I’d been given.
“Derpy is love,” I would say. “Derpy is life.”
My dad heard me and called me a cloud-brain. I knew he was only jealous of my devotion. I called him a muffin thief. He slapped me and sent me to bed.
I was crying, and my face hurt. I lay under the covers while the wind rattled the window. Then I heard a crash from outside. A warm, muffin-scented breeze filled the room.
Derpy flew through the window upside down, wearing a mailmare’s bag and carrying three dozen muffins. She smiled at me and whispered, “This is my muffin.”
She grabbed me with her powerful pony hooves and launched us into the night sky. We crashed through a cloud, delivered a letter to the wrong house, and accidentally knocked over a weather balloon.
My dad walked in. Derpy looked him straight in the eye and said, “It’s all bucked now.” Then she flew away, leaving a muffin on his forehead.
Derpy is love. Derpy is life.