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im getting derpypilled.All wrote from my perspective by the way.
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im getting derpypilled.All wrote from my perspective by the way.
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We're hanging them btwfunny seeing the whitest people that look like mclovin dress up like a shitoko gang member with the bandana on the head & all that
Why the fuck are you spamming this again?I was only 9 years old. I loved Derpy so much, I had all the merchandise, posters, and limited-edition muffin tins. Every night before bed, I prayed to Derpy and thanked her for the life I’d been given. “Derpy is love,” I would say. “Derpy is life.” My dad heard me and called me a cloud-brain. I knew he was only jealous of my devotion. I called him a muffin thief. He slapped me and sent me to bed. I was crying, and my face hurt. I lay under the covers while the wind rattled the window. Then I heard a crash from outside. A warm, muffin-scented breeze filled the room. Derpy flew through the window upside down, wearing a mailmare’s bag and carrying three dozen muffins. She smiled at me and whispered, “This is my muffin.” She grabbed me with her powerful pony hooves and launched us into the night sky. We crashed through a cloud, delivered a letter to the wrong house, and accidentally knocked over a weather balloon. My dad walked in. Derpy looked him straight in the eye and said, “It’s all bucked now.” Then she flew away, leaving a muffin on his forehead.Derpy is love. Derpy is life.
His reasoning is pretty self-explanatory if you read it.Why the fuck are you spamming this again?
Admittedly, it was funny the first time round.Why the fuck are you spamming this again?
yes i am an emo yes i will wear black makeup and want to ack
My little brother found a suicide note I wrote once and just put it back and didn't say anything.my mother saw the book i like to write in for my thoughts and she wanted to talked me fuggen mother 'cord
because i written i wanted to die or something
You dramatic fucker, my sides. Why would you leave something like that just laying about if it wasn't going to be used? Hahaha.My little brother found a suicide note I wrote once and just put it back and didn't say anything.
No, a haram and halal react would be geggier@Shroot add a Christian Content react I BEG, it'll be FUNNY.![]()
mumma 'cord asked if i had aids to which i replied to with a maybemumma 'cord asked why i wanted to die fuggen nusois!! how will xhe get it that i miss Claus
noob you are a minor shut the fuck up !mumma 'cord asked if i had aids to which i replied to with a maybe
I always took CX2 as more of a B-flat but sure.noob you are a minor shut the fuck up !
nusoi i dont know music theory you fucking nerdI always took CX2 as more of a B-flat but sure.