If you magically became janny for one day, who would you ban, what threads would you delete and what would you add, and why?

[Chloroform]

I would give everyone a chocolate bar and a kiss on a forhead

 

[iglevsk]

TOR would be depenalized. I would delete the brimstone thread in /secret/.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

ban 70% of this site's population

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I'm banning Xian

 

[Nvtral]

@Sloppyjakky

 

[Sloppyjakky]

@Sloppyjakky

 

[swaggrz]

I would ban @Goot and add a rule where goot is banned from signing up and ill make a rule where cargo own the site and adds a clopping booru and rape is legal and only brown people are allowed to use the site except for the people of great britan because they are pink not white and I will delete every thread that goot has pposted in to wipe his trace of existence from the shroom

 

[swaggrz]

All of this because @Goot let me post on your profilee wont happen

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Who would you ban?
Basil's already banned though
>What threads would you delete?
None because I have a five second memory. I don't remember any of the threads until I see them.
>What would you add, and why?
Gootist versus Cargoist event

 

[grimmki]

add something similar to boorubux but its called poonerbux and it does nothing

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

None because I have a five second memory. I don't remember any of the threads until I see them.

I can remember some of your ethnicities though for some reason
>1844 or Something is half-white and half-hispanic (father's side)
>Supersage is Finnish
>Keyed Zaryan is Swedish
>Cargo is Irish
>That other guy with the Doors profile picture on the Schlog was also Irish
>Goot is Dutch
>Dagonet, if I remember correctly, is Indonesian
>Nvtral is Argentinian
>Myexdrew is Belgian
>FrogKing is English
>Watt is Canadian of English descent
>Ploot is Chinese
>Gary is Malaysian
>Xiuxiucoyote is actually white girl named Bridget pretending to be a Mestizo in New Mexico
>Sloppyjakky is actually a white boy named Brian pretending to be a Jew in New York
This is all off the top of my head by the way

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I can remember some of your ethnicities though for some reason
>1844 or Something is half-white and half-hispanic (father's side)
>Supersage is Finnish
>Keyed Zaryan is Swedish
>Cargo is Irish
>That other guy with the Doors profile picture on the Schlog was also Irish
>Goot is Dutch
>Dagonet, if I remember correctly, is Indonesian
>Nvtral is Argentinian
>Myexdrew is Belgian
>FrogKing is English
>Watt is Canadian of English descent
>Ploot is Chinese
>Gary is Malaysian
>Xiuxiucoyote is actually white girl named Bridget pretending to be a Mestizo in New Mexico
>Sloppyjakky is actually a white boy named Brian pretending to be a Jew in New York
This is all off the top of my head by the way

Oh and Imperator is a Greek-Ukrainian-Turkish-Jew

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

make @Xian admin

 

[grimmki]

Gootist versus Cargoist event

shroom joons are so fucking lazy i been thinking of just starting this event myself

 

[catjakker]

shroom joons are so fucking lazy i been thinking of just starting this event myself

something something peace is what true warriors strive for

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

shroom joons are so fucking incompetent and don't listen to a word we say

Yes, I agree

 

[CX2]

i would add poop and ban poop laso make poop and poop thread

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>Most wanted suggestions
My fucking asshole

 

[shekel]

I can remember some of your ethnicities though for some reason
>FrogKing is English

Not English, but some people think I'm Polish because I made kurwa jokes on the schlog.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Not English, but some people think I'm Polish because I made kurwa jokes on the schlog.

Ironicially that would be Patrick what's his name. A pole living in the UK.