Itt: Post your random thoughts

[jolttrz]

You should do snuff or chew tobacco, cigarette butts are poluting the earth and personally i quit because of em.

I chew gigarette butts

 

[Sloppyjakky]

@Sloppyjakky Before you go and call me gay for sticking my finger up my ass while masturbating let me just tell you that it's NOT gay. If you stick your own finger into your prolapsed anus to get more pleasure while mashing your meat then it's completely fine. It's not another man's finger so your heterosexuality is safe. Infact, I recommend all men should try and stick something up their anus at least once in their lifetime.

 

[jolttrz]

@Sloppyjakky let's play football, world cuuuuuup world cuuuuuuup world cuuuuuup world cup

 

[CX2]

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Today I fucked up by by making a big black phallus in lego bricks.
I was drinking some beers with my bvlls on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos.

We started out building random shit, but inevitably ended up comparing dicks. Who could build the biggest, most realistic one?
After a couple hours, my buddy Eric ended up making the biggest dick. We went upstairs to measure it, and it came out at a whopping 31 cm. Massive.

Shortly after, my buddies left. I was listening to music and slowly extending Eric's cock for another hour. It became an absolute monster. I started making little details on it too, like stubbles on the balls, veins on the shaft, and even a little hole on the tip.

Before I hit the sack, I went upstairs to measure the length of the final product. 36 cm. A missile.

I'm sleepy. Enough dicks for tonight.

Fast forward to sunday morning. Surprise! Big, black veiny, cock still sitting on the kitchen island.

 

[QuickSlaughter]

acting like you're not a part of the category of people that is destroying the soysphere
>t. posts homestuck
>t. used to post fpe
>t. started the massmeowjak cacaotry
>t. posts tama and mameson
stop pretending to be different from other /qa/real women

 

[jolttrz]

@Sloppyjakky noobs won, fuck off pigskin prick jajajajajajaja

 

[Joseph]

@Sloppyjakky don't let me post on your profile if you think palestine is a legitimate state ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ

 

[Sloppyjakky]

@Sloppyjakky
I have seen more naked Black dick in person than you guys ever will and I have news for you. You're not going to like it.

On average, Blacks have bigger cocks than men of other races. What's really striking is that they seem more masculine. Their testosterone levels routinely come in higher, and Black patients see far fewer of the chronic libido and ED difficulties white men—increasingly younger ones—present with.

Honestly, Black men even smell more animalistic than other men. You can smell a Black guys cock across a room, and it's not really poor hygiene. It's this deeply musky, earthy, almost wild smell that makes your nostrils bristle. I have only gotten a similar sensation walking into big cat areas at the zoo.

I used to think BBC was just a meme too until it started literally staring me in the face. Now, I just face the music, and some long, dark nights I wonder if intelligence is overrated in the grand scheme of evolutionary history.

Maybe the biggest, most potent reproductive organ was always destined to win.

 

[jolttrz]

/soy/ vs /qa/
World war poo

 

[Nvtral]

@swaggest

Whats so funny buddy.

 

[jolttrz]

@swaggest
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Whats so funny buddy.

Wrong reaction, I meant gegs

 

[jolttrz]

@swaggest
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Whats so funny buddy.

The attached post, duh
Why would someone who smokes careabout the enviroment when they are literally fucking it and their lungs at the same time

 

[Nvtral]

\Why would someone who smokes care about the enviroment when they are literally fucking it and their lungs at the same time

amen

 

[CX2]

i have no motive for much of anything anymore

 

[Nvtral]

when i smoke weed i save my plastic filters to dump them on public parks simply because i hate plants

 

[Nvtral]

i have no motive for much of anything anymore

Amen.

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

nobody says this

I saw it being used genuinely in sncapedia.

 

[Nvtral]

im close to just buying a shit ton of whatever drug i find the most appealing, but i really dont want to do it. i just have nothing else to do or spend it on

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I'm out (I'm out of my head)