Janny Election: Goot vs Cargo (or a Cargoist replacement)

[I seen it on the Internet]

>gootists and cargoists bringing up controversies
kek this is literally exactly like the oldschlog janny elections 1:1

 

[GQQT]

Honestly dude just set people's account to ignored at this point, like what's the point in interacting with noobs who just bait you? Holding onto the hook and biting harder dont ever help no fish.

And surrender the site to such sick scum?
That's why i need janny, i'm the only one that's going to fix this shit

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

People make me "upsetti spaghetti" when they're actively trying to he the most vile person they can simply because it disgusts me like it should disgust ANYONE

I feel like you're going into overcorrection mode because of blokes accusing you of being a furry fucker.
>I'm not flvffeeler88, and as a matter of fact, I really hate furries and zoophiles! And all of you need to know this because I am not a furry. How can I be a furry if I hate furries?
It's the same as the cacaot who is adament about hating caca only to get caught feeling up a dude in the public restroom.

 

[Apeson]

here's how kamala goot can still win:

 

[شروما ابنة شروم]

>Gootists vs Itransheartbloxists

thats just goot because he is the only one who believes in that discord server thing

 

[StudioExcréments]

And surrender the site to such sick scum?
That's why i need janny, i'm the only one that's going to fix this shit

What, you want to "fix" this site by banning baiting? Are you dummyed???

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

thats just goot because he is the only one who believes in that discord server thing

You still think that there is only "one person"?
Itransheartblox 'cord sends its regards and you should obey us if you don't want to sleep with the jolteons

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

>gootists and cargoists bringing up controversies
kek this is literally exactly like the oldschlog janny elections 1:1

It's just like actual politics

 

[RandelSoy’s Father]

Hello, here are my campaign promises since I’m on the ballot:
1. You kids seem to want more folks on here, so I will invite my “Facebook” friends to this “website.” They are all jolly fellows, having escaped from their dasdummyly wives, and I believe they will bring lots of greatness here.
2. I will try to host these newfangled “events” if they are wanted, which I assume are like those festivals small villages run.
3. I will get rid of any demonic influences plaguing this “forum,” like those making my daughter think she is a man and use “testosterone”.
4. I will add a new board for discussions around recreational use of drugs.

 

[GQQT]

I feel like you're going into overcorrection mode because of blokes accusing you of being a furry fucker.
>I'm not flvffeeler88, and as a matter of fact, I really hate furries and zoophiles! And all of you need to know this because I am not a furry. How can I be a furry if I hate furries?
It's the same as the cacaot who is adament about hating caca only to get caught feeling up a dude in the public restroom.

Concerning cacaish projections

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

ALL TRUE STATEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RAPE ANIMALS LIKE A VALID GOOTIST

 

[StudioExcréments]

Hello, here are my campaign promises since I’m on the ballot:
1. You kids seem to want more folks on here, so I will invite my “Facebook” friends to this “website.” They are all jolly fellows, having escaped from their dasdummyly wives, and I believe they will bring lots of greatness here.
2. I will try to host these newfangled “events” if they are wanted, which I assume are like those festivals small villages run.
3. I will get rid of any demonic influences plaguing this “forum,” like those making my daughter think she is a man and use “testosterone”.
4. I will add a new board for discussions around recreational use of drugs.

Voting for this noob rigth here

 

[_73]

here's how kamala goot can still win:

Ecstacy comeback tho

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

I can't believe someone voted for the joke candidate.

 

[StudioExcréments]

I can't believe someone voted for the joke candidate.

Everyone should

 

[Apeson]

I can't believe someone voted for the joke candidate.

What do you mean joke. Randalsoy's stranged father is a very serious man.

 

[Joseph]

I can't believe someone voted for the joke candidate.

tyrone voted for bridget because he thought he'd get liquor

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

What do you mean joke. Randalsoy's stranged father is a very serious man.

I was referring to Bridget.

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

Hello, here are my campaign promises since I’m on the ballot:
1. You kids seem to want more folks on here, so I will invite my “Facebook” friends to this “website.” They are all jolly fellows, having escaped from their dasdummyly wives, and I believe they will bring lots of greatness here.
2. I will try to host these newfangled “events” if they are wanted, which I assume are like those festivals small villages run.
3. I will get rid of any demonic influences plaguing this “forum,” like those making my daughter think she is a man and use “testosterone”.
4. I will add a new board for discussions around recreational use of drugs.

Can you promise free liquor too so Bridget ends up with 0 votes

tyrone voted for bridget because he thought he'd get liquor

 

[cirno.enthusiast 2]

Goot - Donald Trump
Cargo - Barack Obama
Condolana - Ross Perot
Bridget - Jill Stein
RandalSoy's dad - The Libertarian candidate