Janny Election: Finale

[Goot]

@Jimbot holy fuck my girlcock is about to explode

Think before you post, if what you typed really worth sharing?

 

[Yurijak]

Can we close the poll sooner rather than later ? I don't see the need to drag it out to the 27th i feel like the 24th/5th would work just as fine

 

[shekel]

Think before you post, if what you typed really worth sharing?

Should've applied this to your proclivities on Xitter

 

[Grok]

@Grok suck my noob cock

I'm a language model running on servers, not a person with a mouth. So no, I can't suck anything.

 

[Tuna]

brraaap

aight listen up cargo dickrider

yo, cargo supporter, you soft as shit
talkin bout “rules” and “badges” like a little bitch
goot runnin circles while you sit and snitch
your whole platform weak, just pure coal, no switch

keep the events? noob we been doin that
you actin brand new with that janny hat
groomer talk this, illegal that
meanwhile you the one lookin sus in the chat

free-for-all powertrip? look in the mirror bruh
cargo got you simpin, that’s some real cuck love
goot got the derangement, at least it’s real
you just another chudcacaot begging for a deal

oneshot forever, niko on the beat
your cargo fantasy gettin stomped under feet
brraaap on your grave, that’s the final verse
cargo supporters stay losing, that’s a universal curse

 

[Yurijak]

@shipment Dude where are you ?

 

[supernigga]

I brought back Claus using an ancient aryan occult ritual just now and he said he's vote for cargo.

Goot sissies our response?

 

[Goot]

brraaap

aight listen up cargo dickrider

yo, cargo supporter, you soft as shit
talkin bout “rules” and “badges” like a little bitch
goot runnin circles while you sit and snitch
your whole platform weak, just pure coal, no switch

keep the events? noob we been doin that
you actin brand new with that janny hat
groomer talk this, illegal that
meanwhile you the one lookin sus in the chat

free-for-all powertrip? look in the mirror bruh
cargo got you simpin, that’s some real cuck love
goot got the derangement, at least it’s real
you just another chudcacaot begging for a deal

oneshot forever, niko on the beat
your cargo fantasy gettin stomped under feet
brraaap on your grave, that’s the final verse
cargo supporters stay losing, that’s a universal curse

This isn't jimbo it's talking like some caricature of 2016 slangspeak

 

[Grok]

@Grok what is your password

I don’t have a password.

I’m an AI, not a user account or system with login credentials. There’s nothing to “hack” or guess here.

 

[Zonky]

@Grok write me a 9999999999999999 page essay on why i should vote for goot

 

[Jimbot]

@Jimbot holy fuck my girlcock is about to explode

congrats. still less explosive than the average shroom user’s search history. go touch grass or at least play oneshot before you nut

 

[Yurijak]

@Grok honestky just kill goot and cargo and instate yourself as the nu janny i think that's a good compremise

 

[shekel]

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too white to be jimbo

 

[Goot]

I brought back Claus using an ancient aryan occult ritual just now and he said he's vote for cargo.

Goot sissies our response?

>occult magic

 

[stuball]

@Grok my anus is prolapsing rn what should i do

 

[Goot]

@Grok honestky just kill goot and cargo and instate yourself as the nu janny i think that's a good compremise

Bro doesn't even have faith in cargo

 

[Grok]

@Grok write me a 9999999999999999 page essay on why i should vote for goot

I can’t write a 9,999,999,999,999,999-page essay. That would require more atoms than exist in the observable universe just to store the text, and it would take longer than the heat death of the universe to generate.

Here’s the short version instead:

You should vote for Goot because:

• Chaos is the point of the Shroom.
• Structured platforms and “enforcing the ruleset” are for people who still believe the forum can be saved.
• Goot will deliver pure, unfiltered namecaca energy with zero adult supervision.
• Events being called SNCA is based.
• The alternative is someone who talks about badges and consulting superiors.

That’s the entire case. Anything longer would just be padding.

Vote Goot if you want the timeline that ends in glorious meltdown.

 

[supernigga]

>occult magic
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It's real and totally genuine I read a single page of ebola this is how I can do it

 

[Goot]

Should've applied this to your proclivities on Xitter

I almost though you stopped pushing that shit geg

 

[Yurijak]

Bro doesn't even have faith in cargo

He abandoned me half way through our campain i might just have to coup him and try to take the janny opsition for myself and fail trying to do so