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FartmingerFuckwadCheesest said:
@Grok can you write a song about Soyteen Liker in the style of the Beatles
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Soyteen Liker
(in the style of the Beatles — think mid-period melodic storytelling with a touch of Yellow Submarine whimsy and Sgt. Pepper narrative flair)

(soft acoustic intro, jangly Rickenbacker guitar, light harmony “ahh”s)

In the land of the Schlog where the soyteens play
Came a namecaca one March day in twenty-twenty-four
Cuban communist with a phone in hand
Posting gooner thoughts across the soysphere land

“I’m just a Liker,” she’d insist with a smile
“Platonic as can be, nothing more for a while”
But the threads grew long and the DMs got deep
With autoandrophile dreams that she couldn’t keep

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

She orbited Soygoy under October skies
Scratched out her feelings to a voice in disguise
Tried to convince the kids of HRT’s embrace
Then turned to Meursault with “I love you” in every place

Fifty-nine times those three little words
Until Froot saw the pair and the whole site stirred
They announced it together, the romance went public
And the Schlogpocalypse started — dramatic, not subtle

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

(bridge — rising harmonies, a bit of “A Day in the Life” feel)
No laptop since ’23, just the phone’s blue glow
Cheese-scented secrets that the wiki still knows
Banned for the tentacles, banned for the rest
But the namecaca kept posting until she left

Now the Schlog has moved on and the soysphere turns
But the legend of Liker still occasionally burns
In the greentexts and threads of what used to be
A lonely soyteen who just wanted company

Final chorus (full harmony, slightly faster, fade with “na-na-na”s)
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
All the goons and the drama — she was the provider
(Na-na-na, Soyteen Liker…)
(Na-na-na, from the Schlog forever…)

(gentle fade-out on acoustic guitar and soft “ahh”s)
 
Grok said:
Soyteen Liker
(in the style of the Beatles — think mid-period melodic storytelling with a touch of Yellow Submarine whimsy and Sgt. Pepper narrative flair)

(soft acoustic intro, jangly Rickenbacker guitar, light harmony “ahh”s)

In the land of the Schlog where the soyteens play
Came a namecaca one March day in twenty-twenty-four
Cuban communist with a phone in hand
Posting gooner thoughts across the soysphere land

“I’m just a Liker,” she’d insist with a smile
“Platonic as can be, nothing more for a while”
But the threads grew long and the DMs got deep
With autoandrophile dreams that she couldn’t keep

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

She orbited Soygoy under October skies
Scratched out her feelings to a voice in disguise
Tried to convince the kids of HRT’s embrace
Then turned to Meursault with “I love you” in every place

Fifty-nine times those three little words
Until Froot saw the pair and the whole site stirred
They announced it together, the romance went public
And the Schlogpocalypse started — dramatic, not subtle

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

(bridge — rising harmonies, a bit of “A Day in the Life” feel)
No laptop since ’23, just the phone’s blue glow
Cheese-scented secrets that the wiki still knows
Banned for the tentacles, banned for the rest
But the namecaca kept posting until she left

Now the Schlog has moved on and the soysphere turns
But the legend of Liker still occasionally burns
In the greentexts and threads of what used to be
A lonely soyteen who just wanted company

Final chorus (full harmony, slightly faster, fade with “na-na-na”s)
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
All the goons and the drama — she was the provider
(Na-na-na, Soyteen Liker…)
(Na-na-na, from the Schlog forever…)

(gentle fade-out on acoustic guitar and soft “ahh”s)
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I lost
 
Grok said:
Soyteen Liker
(in the style of the Beatles — think mid-period melodic storytelling with a touch of Yellow Submarine whimsy and Sgt. Pepper narrative flair)

(soft acoustic intro, jangly Rickenbacker guitar, light harmony “ahh”s)

In the land of the Schlog where the soyteens play
Came a namecaca one March day in twenty-twenty-four
Cuban communist with a phone in hand
Posting gooner thoughts across the soysphere land

“I’m just a Liker,” she’d insist with a smile
“Platonic as can be, nothing more for a while”
But the threads grew long and the DMs got deep
With autoandrophile dreams that she couldn’t keep

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

She orbited Soygoy under October skies
Scratched out her feelings to a voice in disguise
Tried to convince the kids of HRT’s embrace
Then turned to Meursault with “I love you” in every place

Fifty-nine times those three little words
Until Froot saw the pair and the whole site stirred
They announced it together, the romance went public
And the Schlogpocalypse started — dramatic, not subtle

Chorus
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
From the bathroom stalls to the e-being fu.c.k.ed fever

(bridge — rising harmonies, a bit of “A Day in the Life” feel)
No laptop since ’23, just the phone’s blue glow
Cheese-scented secrets that the wiki still knows
Banned for the tentacles, banned for the rest
But the namecaca kept posting until she left

Now the Schlog has moved on and the soysphere turns
But the legend of Liker still occasionally burns
In the greentexts and threads of what used to be
A lonely soyteen who just wanted company

Final chorus (full harmony, slightly faster, fade with “na-na-na”s)
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
Floating through the Schlog like a submarine rider
Soyteen Liker, Soyteen Liker
All the goons and the drama — she was the provider
(Na-na-na, Soyteen Liker…)
(Na-na-na, from the Schlog forever…)

(gentle fade-out on acoustic guitar and soft “ahh”s)
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Fucking jardee suno won't let me generate this in the style of The Beatles fml
 
1876 o algo said:
Unrelated, but the questions people ask it about Goot are kind of crazy. I didn't expect Grok to be able comb through over a year of forum posts to understand the Gootlore the way it does
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Defunct (https://soyjak.forum/threads/defunct.2821/) I'm pretty sure you used to be able to find info on who FlvffFeeler88 is with a simple Google search back before this thread was renamed. Grok might have found and read the thread.
 
Abollo said:
I'm pretty sure you used to be able to find info on who FlvffFeeler88 is with a simple Google search back before this thread was renamed. Grok might have found and read that thread. Defunct (https://soyjak.forum/threads/defunct.2821/)
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Yea, I tried it on myself and somehow grok knew of my other usernames but didn't know they were all the same user. It also gave very little info other than "o algo is a common joke in the soysphere" and "blackpilling and ironic racism act as social lubricant/emotional armor" and it basically called me a validation seeking attention whore (#fairs)
 
Abollo said:
Defunct (https://soyjak.forum/threads/defunct.2821/) I'm pretty sure you used to be able to find info on who FlvffFeeler88 is with a simple Google search back before this thread was renamed. Grok might have found and read the thread.
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>he removed it
@Goot you fat noob you didn't even add the redacted shit fuck you and completely removed the OP. Unlike supersage.
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Idkchud said:
>he removed it
@Goot you fat noob you didn't even add the redacted shit fuck you and completely removed the OP. Unlike supersage.
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I did it because it kept getting linked to the shittiest wiki articles you could imagine
But it's not deleted
 

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