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Koot is a 19 year old Pakistani-American shroom lolcow and porn addict in denial that has had multiple sperg outs over trivial things happening in this site.
He has time again threatened to "leave the site" over getting mocked or made fun of. He managed to do so for about 1-2 months but eventually returned around August 24th, 2025.
His notoriety got catalyzed to asreal womanomical levels in August 30th, 2025. In this same day, I was promoted to moderator - much to his dismay. His annoyance was compounded in a thread made by user @satoko_houjou_fan , of which a call to action to ban @Bateman was made to troll him. This plan succeeded and a series of mishaps involving him thinking the user @satoko_houjou_fan actually had moderator powers, and it culminated into his porn addiction being displayed publicly as a way to purposefully get banned for attention (see last picrel)
Despite wanting to get banned by posting porn in a thread titled "ITT WE POST GOONERALDS", he gets agitated when people call him a porn addict. He has claimed that a so-called "friend" shared him a "booru link" (ie a porn site), although recent discoveries have revealed that this is dubious at best. This is due to the fact that the filenames of the images he shared weren't UNIX timestamps, which implies he didn't copy and paste them but rather saved them.
This thread is a spiritual successor of that one made in August 30th - where we will archive all his fails, copes and threats to leave the soysphere.
He has time again threatened to "leave the site" over getting mocked or made fun of. He managed to do so for about 1-2 months but eventually returned around August 24th, 2025.
His notoriety got catalyzed to asreal womanomical levels in August 30th, 2025. In this same day, I was promoted to moderator - much to his dismay. His annoyance was compounded in a thread made by user @satoko_houjou_fan , of which a call to action to ban @Bateman was made to troll him. This plan succeeded and a series of mishaps involving him thinking the user @satoko_houjou_fan actually had moderator powers, and it culminated into his porn addiction being displayed publicly as a way to purposefully get banned for attention (see last picrel)
Despite wanting to get banned by posting porn in a thread titled "ITT WE POST GOONERALDS", he gets agitated when people call him a porn addict. He has claimed that a so-called "friend" shared him a "booru link" (ie a porn site), although recent discoveries have revealed that this is dubious at best. This is due to the fact that the filenames of the images he shared weren't UNIX timestamps, which implies he didn't copy and paste them but rather saved them.
This thread is a spiritual successor of that one made in August 30th - where we will archive all his fails, copes and threats to leave the soysphere.
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