A gorillion variations of your username – can't stick to one
'Cause you got a gay dad – like Griffin Dunne
Admin o algo, yet you never Hotel Trivago'd
'Cause you're shallow and you look like Van Gogh
And I know (yuh) because I say so (yuh), okay, bro?
On the nice list, it was a pity pick 'cause you got a lisp, and they don't wanna look like dicks
And also, you don't get the chicks, you got a short broomstick, and I gotta make it quick
So to wrap it up, I'm gonna end the rap cause if this were recorded, it would sound like crap