if you drink monster energy you should kill yourself

[Nvtral]

this is the 2nd thread i make about this. but i dont care, if you drink monster energy you should really REALLY REALLY kill yourself. not only are there a hundred and one better options, but the people who drink it are SO FUCKING cacaY AND dummyED that everytime i see someone flexing their 37 empty cans of empty piss water with gas and caffeine i get physically agitated and mad. like NO noob I DONT FUCKING CARE THAT YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION TO A SHITTY DRINK THAT IS LABELLED TO SHITTY dummyED TEENAGER BOYS LIKE YOU, GET A REAL ADDICTION LIKE PILL POPPING OR ALCOHOL YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAILURE

 

[swaggrz]

All flavours are carbonated liquid shit in a can
Except for the mixxed punch flavour which is seriously underrated but looks super gay

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I've never had an energy drink in my entire life outside of maybe Gatorade

 

[GOLD TYRONE]

PILL POPPING IS INFERIOR TO THE FUEL OUTPUT OF FENTANYL. TY-8420 COMES EQUIPPED WITH AN ORGANIC MATTER TO FENTANYL CONVERTER TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SUPERIOR FUEL OUTPUT

 

[CX2]

cocaine mogs

 

[Apeson]

Root beer mogs