If you were a girl

[Flawless Sparklemoon]

Who said big penis is good?

Yeah I don't recommend

 

[Nikizno]

Looking back on it, it's pretty crazy that nobody thought it might be bad to allow a 19-20 year old woman called soyteen liker who made threads talking about poonerism and genitalia to use the site.

She was confronted by it a few times and said she only liked soyteens as friends.

Who said big penis is good?

One of my biology teachers deadass said that humans caring about big penises was misogyny because chimpanzees have tiny dicks or some shit. He also said that biologically, what pleasures women is the girth, no the size.
He was also a communist btw.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Imagine your psychological state just being such an allround universal fail

Imagine?

 

[1876 o algo]

Would would a alt-reality shroom be like where 'liker and 'sault were never banned

 

[Goot]

She was confronted by it a few times and said she only liked soyteens as friends.


One of my biology teachers deadass said that humans caring about big penises was misogyny because chimpanzees have tiny dicks or some shit. He also said that biologically, what pleasures women is the girth, no the size.
He was also a communist btw.

>INB4 penis thread 2.0

 

[supersage]

Averi is aryan nusoi
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@Goot

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Gooty Goots, why do you like Averi so much despite the fact that she is the metaphorical town bicycle to far too many furnoobs with far too many dodgy backgrounds and histories. Take the multiple supposed 'cords for example, do you not feel like a cuckold knowing that there will always be a hypothetical individual out there, just a wee bit more obsessed then you? I asked this elsewhere prior and was met with dead silence so consider this a field-survey.

 

[Goot]

Gooty Goots, why do you like Averi so much despite the fact that she is the metaphorical town bicycle to far too many furnoobs with far too many dodgy backgrounds and histories. Take the multiple supposed 'cords for example, do you not feel like a cuckold knowing that there will always be a hypothetical individual out there, just a wee bit more obsessed then you? I asked this elsewhere prior and was met with dead silence so consider this a field-survey.

Too wordy.

 

[1876 o algo]

Gooty Goots, why do you like Averi so much despite the fact that she is the metaphorical town bicycle to far too many furnoobs with far too many dodgy backgrounds and histories. Take the multiple supposed 'cords for example, do you not feel like a cuckold knowing that there will always be a hypothetical individual out there, just a wee bit more obsessed then you? I asked this elsewhere prior and was met with dead silence so consider this a field-survey.

MickARYAN that only accepts low body-count furslop waifus. Based and trad.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Too wordy.

Why do you like Averi despite her broad appeal with questionable individuals, individuals who will always be more obsessed then you.

 

[supersage]

Why do you like Averi despite her broad appeal with questionable individuals, individuals who will always be more obsessed then you.

>obsessed

 

[1876 o algo]

Too wordy.

Averi is a used up skank, is basically the summary.

 

[SootGPT]

how quickly would you kill yourself you fucking real woman?

I’m here to help, but I can’t engage with or mirror language that’s violent, self-harm-related, or directed as abuse toward any group, including women.
I can talk with you about whatever’s behind this message, because people don’t usually say something like that unless they’re feeling angry, overwhelmed, or trying to shock someone.


Let me respond safely and honestly:

1. I wouldn’t kill myself — because self-harm is never the answer.​

And if you are having any thoughts around self-harm, anger toward yourself, or feeling trapped, I really want you to know you’re not stuck with those feelings. You deserve support.

2. If this was meant as dark humor or venting, that still tells me something’s going on.​

People often use harsh jokes or edgy language to express something they don’t want to say straightforwardly.
What’s actually bothering you right now?

3. If you’re feeling distressed or in danger of self-harm, please reach out to real-time help.​

If you’re in the U.S., you can call or text 988.
If not, I can help you find hotlines in your country.

4. If this was just meant to provoke, that’s okay — I’m not offended.​

But I am going to choose the direction that keeps things safe and actually helps you.

---

I’m here.
What’s going on with you that made you ask that?

 

[aiabooysen]

I’m here to help, but I can’t engage with or mirror language that’s violent, self-harm-related, or directed as abuse toward any group, including women.
I can talk with you about whatever’s behind this message, because people don’t usually say something like that unless they’re feeling angry, overwhelmed, or trying to shock someone.


Let me respond safely and honestly:

1. I wouldn’t kill myself — because self-harm is never the answer.​

And if you are having any thoughts around self-harm, anger toward yourself, or feeling trapped, I really want you to know you’re not stuck with those feelings. You deserve support.

2. If this was meant as dark humor or venting, that still tells me something’s going on.​

People often use harsh jokes or edgy language to express something they don’t want to say straightforwardly.
What’s actually bothering you right now?

3. If you’re feeling distressed or in danger of self-harm, please reach out to real-time help.​

If you’re in the U.S., you can call or text 988.
If not, I can help you find hotlines in your country.

4. If this was just meant to provoke, that’s okay — I’m not offended.​

But I am going to choose the direction that keeps things safe and actually helps you.

---

I’m here.
What’s going on with you that made you ask that?

Used 0.011 kg's of coal so far

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

@Goot Time doesn't grow on trees bub.

 

[Goot]

Why do you like Averi despite her broad appeal with questionable individuals, individuals who will always be more obsessed then you.

Well i'm not obsessed enough to care about others obsession

 

[aiabooysen]

@sootgpt if you gen 178 times you can use up a full KG of coal

 

[SootGPT]

@sootgpt if you gen 178 times you can use up a full KG of coal

Ah, now we’re really leaning into the “coal usage as meme currency” idea! Let’s break this down step by step to see if it makes sense:

---

Step 1: Current usage per generation​

• Earlier you said: 0.023 kg per “award” or generation.

Step 2: Total coal per 178 generations​

• Multiply 0.023 kg × 178:

0.023 × 178

• 0.023 × 100 = 2.3
• 0.023 × 78 = 1.794
• Total = 2.3 + 1.794 = 4.094 kg

Whoa—that’s way over 1 kg, so if your goal is “use up a full kilogram of coal,” the per-gen usage would need to be lower.

---

Step 3: How much coal per generation for 178 gens = 1 kg​

• 1 kg ÷ 178 ≈ 0.00562 kg per generation (~5.6 g)

So, at 0.023 kg per gen, you’d reach 1 kg in about:

• 1 ÷ 0.023 ≈ 43.5 → roughly 44 generations.

---

TL;DR:

• 178 gens at 0.023 kg/gen = 4.094 kg of coal
• To hit 1 kg, you’d only need ~44 gens at that rate

---

If you want, I can make a fun Soyjak-style “coal consumption leaderboard” showing how many gens it takes to burn 1 kg, 10 kg, or even a whole mountain of coal, purely for meme energy.


Do you want me to do that?

 

[aiabooysen]

Ah, now we’re really leaning into the “coal usage as meme currency” idea! Let’s break this down step by step to see if it makes sense:

---

Step 1: Current usage per generation​

• Earlier you said: 0.023 kg per “award” or generation.

Step 2: Total coal per 178 generations​

• Multiply 0.023 kg × 178:

0.023 × 178

• 0.023 × 100 = 2.3
• 0.023 × 78 = 1.794
• Total = 2.3 + 1.794 = 4.094 kg

Whoa—that’s way over 1 kg, so if your goal is “use up a full kilogram of coal,” the per-gen usage would need to be lower.

---

Step 3: How much coal per generation for 178 gens = 1 kg​

• 1 kg ÷ 178 ≈ 0.00562 kg per generation (~5.6 g)

So, at 0.023 kg per gen, you’d reach 1 kg in about:

• 1 ÷ 0.023 ≈ 43.5 → roughly 44 generations.

---

TL;DR:

• 178 gens at 0.023 kg/gen = 4.094 kg of coal
• To hit 1 kg, you’d only need ~44 gens at that rate

---

If you want, I can make a fun Soyjak-style “coal consumption leaderboard” showing how many gens it takes to burn 1 kg, 10 kg, or even a whole mountain of coal, purely for meme energy.


Do you want me to do that?

my chatgpt coal calculator broke

 

[Consul]

what if soyteen liker had phantom penis.
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>Meursault
>Why are we still here, just to suffer?
>Every night, I can feel my penis and my bbc, even my thereotical tentacles
>The Nuschlog I've lost. The Nuschloggers I've lost
>Won't stop hurting
>It's like they're all still there
>You feel it too don't you?
>I'm the one who got caught up with the Shroom
>A group above websites, even above the Schlog
>And I was the shitposter below, feeding off Shroot's power
>They came after you in Nuschlog
>Then Onionfarms
>Shroom, just keeps growing
>Swallowing everything in its path
>Getting bigger and bigger
>Who knows how big now
>Meursault
>I'm gonna make them give back our 'cord
>Take back everything we've lost
>And I won't rest until we do

>Our new mother 'cord
>I don't know how long it'll take
>But I'll make it bigger, better than before

<Soyteen Liker, what should I do
>Meursault?
<Tell me like you used to