ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[木制的尼尔森]

both of the statues get destroyed because some people thought they were racist caricatures

I wish for 4 egg sandwiches

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Two are hard as a rock and could break your teeth, one smells like shit and the other is poisoned, but you can't tell which is which because they both smell equally bad.

I wish for some spaghetti

 

[木制的尼尔森]

the spaghetti chokes you to death

I wish for 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

the spaghetti chokes you to death

I wish for 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

Your order is routed to some inner city McDonalds which an employee burns down trying to make your order killing some future asreal womanauts in the process, then word gets out you were responsible for that order and nationwide riots and a manhunt break out

I wish I didn't have to come up with hypotheticals every time I replied to this thread

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Okay, but you get put into cryostasis until scientists can find a cure for being a killjoy

I wish for a flat cap and a leather trenchcoat

 

[moidsy]

they are several sizes too small

i wish for 100000 reddit karma

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Wish granted but now the reddit mafia is after you for inflating the karma economy

I wish for Randalsoy to suck my diiih

 

[moidsy]

wish granted. my man

i wish i was a bit taller

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Okay, but you can't walk through normal doorways anymore.

I wish for cargo's ponies to be annihilated

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Wish granted... He is coming for you.

I want goot to show us some flvff.

 

[CX2]

i wish big poop