The American culture is centered around noobs. They have holidays for noobs. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free noobs. They listen to noob music. They elect a noob as their president. They dress and act like noobs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from noobs. They post sassy gifs about noobs. They watch sportsball in worship of noobs. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of noobs playing sports. They use noob slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the noob. Their cities are completely overrun with noobs. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with noobs and their global police force of soldiers filled with noobs. Their men sit around watching noob ball while their women sit around watching noob talk shows. They worship noobs like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before noobs took over. Their movies are filled with noobs and their music charts are topped by noobs. They send noobs to the Olympics and celebrate when the noobs win because those noobs are true red blooded american noobs. They watch noob porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about noob penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate noobs and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love noobs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of noob loving noobs
