Redditor owns people who say "touch grass" via allergy

[YellowLee]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...ch_grass_they_said_itll_be_good_for_you_they/

 

[royalcracker]

noob risked it all to touch some grass

 

[Onzikin]

>WHAT, YOU TOLD ME TO TOUCH GRASS!!??!?!? ALL BECAUSE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY LIFE, SPENDING ALL DAY BTFO'ING EVIL CHUDS AND DOING CARDIO BYQUICKFIRE GOONING TO KWEENS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET, WHAT YOU BLOODY BITCH BASdummy MAGA FASCIST FAILED TO CONSIDER IS THAT I HAVE AN ALLERGIERINO!!! SO i CAN'T ENGAGE WITH YOUR FUCKED UP HYPOTETHICAL CAUSE YOU'D LITERALLY KILL ME WITH GRASS TOUCHING YOU EUGENICIST ABLEIST TRANSPHOBIC ECO-SUPREMEACIST!! THIS IS WOKE 2.0 BLOODY BONKER BITCH, WE AIN'T GONNA BE POLITE AND LISTEN WHEN NAZIS TELL US TO TOUCH GRASS YOU GREASY HAIRY SKINHEAD!!!!!!!!!

 

[kooper]

now imagine a world where (You) went outside instead of being a smelly unproductive dummy

 

[Idkchud]

WHAT, YOU TOLD ME TO TOUCH GRASS!!??!?!? ALL BECAUSE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY LIFE, SPENDING ALL DAY BTFO'ING EVIL CHUDS AND DOING CARDIO BYQUICKFIRE GOONING TO KWEENS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET, WHAT YOU BLOODY BITCH BASdummy MAGA FASCIST FAILED TO CONSIDER IS THAT I HAVE AN ALLERGIERINO!!! SO i CAN'T ENGAGE WITH YOUR FUCKED UP HYPOTETHICAL CAUSE YOU'D LITERALLY KILL ME WITH GRASS TOUCHING YOU EUGENICIST ABLEIST TRANSPHOBIC ECO-SUPREMEACIST!! THIS IS WOKE 2.0 BLOODY BONKER BITCH, WE AIN'T GONNA BE POLITE AND LISTEN WHEN NAZIS TELL US TO TOUCH GRASS YOU GREASY HAIRY SKINHEAD!!!!!!!!!

 

[木制的尼尔森]

WHAT, YOU TOLD ME TO TOUCH GRASS!!??!?!? ALL BECAUSE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY LIFE, SPENDING ALL DAY BTFO'ING EVIL CHUDS AND DOING CARDIO BYQUICKFIRE GOONING TO KWEENS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET, WHAT YOU BLOODY BITCH BASdummy MAGA FASCIST FAILED TO CONSIDER IS THAT I HAVE AN ALLERGIERINO!!! SO i CAN'T ENGAGE WITH YOUR FUCKED UP HYPOTETHICAL CAUSE YOU'D LITERALLY KILL ME WITH GRASS TOUCHING YOU EUGENICIST ABLEIST TRANSPHOBIC ECO-SUPREMEACIST!! THIS IS WOKE 2.0 BLOODY BONKER BITCH, WE AIN'T GONNA BE POLITE AND LISTEN WHEN NAZIS TELL US TO TOUCH GRASS YOU GREASY HAIRY SKINHEAD!!!!!!!!!

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Last year I accidentally pulled a bunch of poison Ivy without gloves and I didn't even itch.