Soyjak jokes to make everyone laugh

[Hillel Hartmann]

: Where is my soylent?
: Its at the store.
: But I thought it was already at the door?
: You cant ignore.
: So what are we all waiting for?

I do not get it. Dumb it down for me.

 

[GarryNealson_2]

: Where is my soylent?
: Its at the store.
: But I thought it was already at the door?
: You cant ignore.
: So what are we all waiting for?
: Go get some more

: A party, well, a soy one, like a uhhh, well, a soyjak party?

 

[Chud]

Im rhyming and making it bigger

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Soyjaks?

 

[GarryNealson_2]

Soyjaks?

Soy

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

I have more soyjak jokes
>Hey dude, what's that in your hand?
<Uhhh, it's just cob, son
>HE WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM!

 

[CX2]

: Where is my soylent?
: Its at the store.
: But I thought it was already at the door?
: You cant ignore.
: So what are we all waiting for?
: Open the door
*on the porch* : Go get some more

risi

 

[SNCACaller]

Unfunny SNCA coal

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

Unfunny SNCA coal

rude noob

 

[africanamericanperson]

Why did the Jartycuck go to the Jarty?
To get 'p!

 

[Thales]

Why did the soyjak cross the road? To get to the soylent store!

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>Dude! My soylent dropped and I can't find it!
<Don't worry, it's right here, remember, nothing ever happens.