CadoTheFartingChud
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it seems like the entire universe wants you to fuck alyx vive-out-of-tance in the episodes. hlx should end with gordon cucking alyx for a female metrocop while eli and barney clittyrage in the backgroundI know you need to die for an isekai but technically Gordon fit this description
Alyx ev&oe she was a literal baby when Gordon worked at Black Mesa and was put into stasis. Nobody even questions this or if it's wrong even doe they're biologically about the same age in Half-Life 2