top 5 scariest creatures

[Sawfish]

number 5 - the IT guy. can intercept all radio transmissions, will not hesitate to shove his firewire inside your USB port for jurassic park cards
number 4 - acne cream. acts as a parasite in uranus, may cause a crust around the asshole.
number 3 - girlcock, has the potential to explode all over oneshot players faces at any time with a 500 megaton yield
number 2 - lucky star blue hair girl plush doll. also a parasite. will hijack your brain and make you goon to 'p and post SNCA blogposts

Spoiler: number 1

number 1 - sleeping grandparents - abilties include taking away motorola phones and preventing the goonsesh from continuing. attracted to the glow of monitors and steam notification sounds

 

[Twostripe]

top 5 scariest creatures:

number 5 - your mom
number 4 - your mom
number 3 - your mom
number 2 - your mom
number 1 - your mom

 

[Dagonet]

Bumping this horrifying list