what if Claus came back and consolidated German tech corps, making OpenSUSE into VolkenZUSE (replacing real womanix with Windows NT 14.88) on i386 only

[pig]

 

[pig]

i thought of this while taking a shower in lukewarm water and delayed drying myself to type this you judenschwein noobs

 

[CX2]

openSUSE would make Claus trans

 

[pig]

openSUSE would make Claus trans

hence why Dave Cvtler's rock-solid microkernel/HAL architecture (which has, by the way, weathered 30+ years of jeet slop on top) will rape linux back into the commie shitholes it belongs, and Windows Hello will be replaced with "Enigma Judenhaus Detektor" which uses AI to scan for liars and send them to showers

 

[supersage]

Dude what the fuck does this shit even mean

 

[pig]

Dude what the fuck does this shit even mean

>DOING ACTUAL ARCHITECTURAL IMPROVEMENTS INSTEAD OF ADDING ZE PRIDE BBC TRANS WALLPAPER UWP APP? WE DO NOT DO ZAT IN GERMANY!!!

 

[supersage]

>DOING ACTUAL ARCHITECTURAL IMPROVEMENTS INSTEAD OF ADDING ZE PRIDE BBC TRANS WALLPAPER UWP APP? WE DO NOT DO ZAT IN GERMANY!!!

Have you gone completely off the rails this time or is this just how technology nerds talk

 

[pig]

Have you gone completely off the rails this time or is this just how technology nerds talk

When you die from a shart attack because your vibecoded ReactJS pacemaker fucked up, dont blame me

 

[CX2]

Have you gone completely off the rails this time or is this just how technology nerds talk

he's leaking becuz real womanix wun

 

[Tung Tung Sahur]

This would be gemmy

 

[swaggrz]

This would be keyed because the devs can actually work on the linux kernel instead of arguing over which hrt provides the best results and the time that was wasted on discord by the real woman devs instead goes to development
And windows can work without most snca installed

 

[Yurijak]

i thought of this while taking a shower in lukewarm water and delayed drying myself to type this you judenschwein noobs

so you wrote out a Claus hypotheical soaking wet ass naked

 

[Apeson]