What if Claus had one ball?

[Dangeresque]

How would you like to sit in a high school history class.
The only one ball man ever mentioned ...is Claus!
Not exactly encouraging, I laugh with them,
Everyone laugh now! A one ball man!
Having one ball makes him pathetic!.
With one ball, he unleashed Hell!
With one ball, Into that very pit he fell...
With one ball, his one ball, and with one ball, one can do all.

 

[jutland]

What if Goering had 2 but very small?