What if Claus majored in computer science in the big 25

[Gemerald]

 

[catjakker]

i'd argue he would be quite fond of sprunki

 

[You]

He would be homeless or whatever the emes say

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

What if Claus set-up his Unix-based workstation, dialed into the server, used terminal commands to access USENET and posted Sprunki BBC gooneralds in an alt.sex newsgroup?